#1
I used the search bar, nothing came up so...

I saw this on comcast.net's news (my parents homepage)

BEIJING — A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear's enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media and a park employee said Saturday.

The student was visiting Qixing Park with classmates on Friday when he jumped the 6.5-foot (2-meter) -high fence around the panda's habitat, said the park employee, who refused to give his name.

The park in Guilin, a popular tourist town in the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, houses a small zoo and a panda exhibit. It was virtually deserted when the student scaled the fence surrounding the panda, named Yang Yang, the employee said.

He said the student was bitten in the arms and legs. Two foreign visitors who saw the attack ran to get help from workers at a nearby refreshment stand, who notified park officials, the employee said.

The student was pale as he was taken away by medics but appeared clear-headed, he said.

"Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack," the 20-year-old student, surnamed Liu, said in a local hospital, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.

Liu underwent surgery Friday evening and was out of danger, but will remain in the hospital for several days, Xinhua said.

Yang Yang, who was flown to Guilin last year from Sichuan province, was behaving normally on Saturday and did not seem to suffer any negative psychological effects, the park employee said.

He said it was not clear whether the facility would add more signs around the enclosure or put more fences up.

"We cannot make it like a prison. We already have signs up warning people not to climb in," he said. "There are no fences along roads but people know not to cross if there are cars. This is basic knowledge."

Pandas, which generally have a public image as cute, gentle creatures, are nonetheless wild animals that can be violent when provoked or startled.

Last year, a panda at the Beijing Zoo attacked a teenager, ripping chunks out of his legs, when he jumped a barrier while the bear was being fed.

The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep.The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.


tl;dr, a panda attacked a guy because he wanted a hug.

discuss.
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#2
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#3
What an idiot.

The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep.The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.


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#4
Serves the student right. Never piss off a panda. They. Will. Thump. You.
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#5
I lol'ed at the thread title.

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#6
Lol @ the bottom
The same panda was in the news in 2006 when he bit a drunk tourist who broke into his enclosure and tried to hug him while he was asleep. The tourist retaliated by biting the bear in the back.


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BEIJING — A college student in southern China was bitten by a panda after he broke into the bear's enclosure hoping to get a hug, state media and a park employee said Saturday.

"Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack," the 20-year-old student, surnamed Liu, said in a local hospital, according to the official Xinhua News Agency.


That's where he went wrong.
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#8
The thread title also amused me. Seeing as it says "student", I thought to myself, "hmmm, why was there a panda in an urban area?", and then I opened the thread, read the story and found out that he had put HIMSELF in danger. Silly boy. Don't mess with Pandas. They'll beat your ass.
#10
That's what you get for trying to hug a fscking bear.
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#11
That's what stuffed animals are for.
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That must have been the most adorable mauling ever
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LOL the drunk guy bit the bear on the back?! Amazing. You haven't lived until you're bitten by a bear, and then bite it back lol.
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lol.. sounds like a stupid dick.
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#21
That's what happens when you **** with pandas.
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#23
What a dumbass. As cute as pandas are (I fucking love pandas), they're BEARS. You wouldn't hug a grizzly, would you? I don't put the zoo at fault here, that kid is a moron.

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#24
Another reason why Pandas will rule the world. They eat stupid people.
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#25
haha man thats insane.
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Serves the student right. Never piss off a panda. They. Will. Thump. You.



The 2 metre high fence is there just for esthetical purposes.
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It's like being mauled by a koala bear


They're vicious bastards.

Jesus, how stupid can you get? Why not hug one of your dumb mates, seen as you can't get a girlfriend.
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"We cannot make it like a prison. We already have signs up warning people not to climb in," he said. "There are no fences along roads but people know not to cross if there are cars. This is basic knowledge."


#36
Sexual Harassment panda isn't supposed to work like that. Perhaps someone should tell him.

I really doubt it would do much to help