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#1
My brother said I need an "aka" name. He dubbed me Duma Ballstank...after laughing hysterically, I then shot it down. My uncle had one way back when; Wilma Tungdo.

My brother said I have till (basically whenever) to give him 3 names and he'll vote for which one I'll be named.

If any of you wanna throw some out there, by all means, don't hold back. Make them as dumb, clever, moronic as possible. Doesn't matter. I just can't think of any right now.
#2
Banana D!ck
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#4
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
Ass McAssface.

I was pretty proud of myself when I thought of that one.

I'll be honest with you...


...I laughed pretty hard at that one
#6
why do u need an alias?

but: Hugh Jazz
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#7
phil joints... i love using that one
Pissing people off since 1987

ESP/LTD MH 401 Stop tail
ESP/LTD MH 401 Floyd Rose
IBANEZ AM93 TKS
Rivera KnuckleHead Reverb
ISP Decimator
MXR KFK-1 10 Band EQ
#8
Eric Clapton... anyone under 16 won't know who it is

Edit: but cereally, Phil Latio
They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should be an immediate abortion.


-Ginger Baker
#10
Quote by will123456789
why do u need an alias?

but: Hugh Jazz

I really don't know. He's just one of those guys that says stuff like that, "You need this, you need that, you should totally..." ya know?
Amps
Mesa Dual Recto 3 Ch
Peavey 6505 Combo

Cab
ENGL E212VH Cab

Guitars
Epi Explorer
Schecter Damien 6
Squier Strat (signed by Rob Zombie!)

Pedals
ISP Decimator
Dunlop Crybaby Original
Boss CE-5 Chorus Ensenble
Boss GE-7 Equalizer
#13
Ziltoid The Omniscient
Gear:
Ibanez S470 (EMG 81/S/85)
Sigma DMC-15E
Laney VH100R
Laney 4x12 Cab
Ibanez Weeping Demon
M-Audio ProKeys 88
Mbox 3 Pro
KRK RP6 G2's
Plum Team FTW!

X
#14
The Big Lebowski
Ludwig-Helmut Von-Lannerback Vandergriff
Microsoft Sam
Vladmire Nikolaevich Klemski



EDIT -

Quote by BobMarleysGhost
Ziltoid The Omniscient


This works to.
(Even though it's spelt 'Zoltoid')
Devin Townsend FTW.
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
Last edited by Carl6661 at Nov 22, 2008,
#16
Osy Ozzbourne. BULLETPROOF!
"We were one among the fence"
Quote by diofan88
You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#23
Mike Oxlong
"I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just ask where they're going, and hook up with them later."
#24
I just want everyone to know, I'm going with Sloberdown Mycockyabitch
Amps
Mesa Dual Recto 3 Ch
Peavey 6505 Combo

Cab
ENGL E212VH Cab

Guitars
Epi Explorer
Schecter Damien 6
Squier Strat (signed by Rob Zombie!)

Pedals
ISP Decimator
Dunlop Crybaby Original
Boss CE-5 Chorus Ensenble
Boss GE-7 Equalizer
#27
My personal one is Ben D Spoon, but you can use Ben D Pipe.
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Damn you and your ninja-like modding
#28
Quote by Carl6661

This works to.
(Even though it's spelt 'Zoltoid')
Devin Townsend FTW.


Gear:
Ibanez S470 (EMG 81/S/85)
Sigma DMC-15E
Laney VH100R
Laney 4x12 Cab
Ibanez Weeping Demon
M-Audio ProKeys 88
Mbox 3 Pro
KRK RP6 G2's
Plum Team FTW!

X
#29
Quote by BobMarleysGhost


THIS IS MADNESS.


I SWEARRRR IT WAS ZOLTOID.


*Crys*
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#30
Quote by Carl6661

THIS IS MADNESS.


I SWEARRRR IT WAS ZOLTOID.


*Crys*


I forgive you
Gear:
Ibanez S470 (EMG 81/S/85)
Sigma DMC-15E
Laney VH100R
Laney 4x12 Cab
Ibanez Weeping Demon
M-Audio ProKeys 88
Mbox 3 Pro
KRK RP6 G2's
Plum Team FTW!

X
#31
Quote by BobMarleysGhost
I forgive you

!
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#32
McLovin'
Say hi

Playing: Sleeping Dogs, FIFA 13, Guild Wars 2, Borderlands 2
Reading: The Hobbit

Watching: How I met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, 24

Listening: Muse - The 2nd Law
#33
Dingo D!ck, The destroyer of all that is suck
Favorite Bands: 1. Interpol, 2: The Smiths, 3: At the Drive In, 4: Radiohead, 5: Modest Mouse. I love Indie Rock. Sue me, why don't ya?

BASS POWER!
#38
Quote by BobMarleysGhost
Ziltoid The Omniscient


haha lol, this is good
Quote by brandon369852
BW==D
B=W=D
B==WD~~~


^Fap.


Quote by ADCME
I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



XBOX LIVE GAMERTAG: capn crayola
#39
Robert Paulson.

Onion.

Fran Stalinofskivitchdavitovichsky.
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You know suicide is just as bad as killing yourself



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