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.. so im hanging out with this girl tonight
ive know her for like 2 years or so but ive never actually talked to her in person, just txt and msn
were just gonna watch a movie at her house

im not looking for pickup lines or anything

but what do i say to make sure it doesnt get too awkward or quiet

also no chance of sex im pretty sure she doesnt "want" me
Last edited by brokenpick at Nov 22, 2008,
#3
^This.

or sing her Closer - NIN.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
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My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#9
are you seriously asking how to carry on a casual conversation with another human being?

and youre asking the pit?!?!
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#10
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ive know for like 2 years or so but ive never actually talked to her





You mean you've known who she is for 2 years?
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#12
umm you are watching a movie...dont annoy her and try to carry on converstation
#13
Say 'wouldn't you just love to be a turtle'

That will get rid of any awkward silences
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#15
if its just you and her at her house, "watching a movie", you're either gonna get a beej, or you're gonna get laid. In either case, i'd start by actually watching the movie for the first 5 minutes, then go right for the direct question. if all else fails, bring alcohol.
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#17
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its at her house


Duuude, how did you get invited to her house to watch a movie when you barely know her?
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#18
dude, "lose" the movie and have her help you find it, then make small talk during, let her find it, then she can decide weather to watch it or whatnot. put it in get comfy on the couch, ask her if she wants anything (drink, popcorn) and chill if something happens go with it, if not, you'll still have a good night

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#19
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ive know for like 2 years or so but ive never actually talked to her

Pardon?
#20
first of all, is there any chance of sex at all? cos if there is, we, as the monkeys of the pit, have a duty to help another brother get laid!
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#21
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Duuude, how did you get invited to her house to watch a movie when you barely know her?

She wants him. Duh.

TS, you know what to do. Tap it like a Van Halen solo.
#22
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first of all, is there any chance of sex at all? cos if there is, we, as the monkeys of the pit, have a duty to help another brother get laid!

Or screw it over for him because were not getting any
Last edited by The_Paranoia at Nov 22, 2008,
#23
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dude, "lose" the movie and have her help you find it, then make small talk during, let her find it, then she can decide weather to watch it or whatnot. put it in get comfy on the couch, ask her if she wants anything (drink, popcorn) and chill if something happens go with it, if not, you'll still have a good night


this is good advice
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Or screw it over for him because were bot getting any


Good plan.
Alright, so TS, bury your face in her breasts when you walk in, motor boat her, then smack her cross the chin. She'll love this. Then knock her down a flight of stairs with your penis. Then to top it off, rape her, get her pregnant, and falcon punch her after 8 months. There's no way she'll not fall in love with you.
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#25
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Duuude, how did you get invited to her house to watch a movie when you barely know her?

yeah! I wish i got this sort of luck..

and TS.. dont try to plan any conversation too much.. let it come natural.. But try and make her talk about herself.. girls love that.. just ask her what she thinks about some random person.. and kick it off from there and it should come naturally..

but if ure watching a movie, you dont need to talk loads.. but talk a little every now and then to save from awkwardness. but the best thing to do is not give a ****.

I wish i got invited to girls houses.
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#27
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Just keep asking her questions, what her opinions are on a variety of things. They don't even have to be pertinent to your environment.

If she doesn't answer promptly, shine a light in her face.
Put on a German accent and go "ve haf vays of makink you talk!", and inject her with some truth serum.
#28
its going to be awkward. b/c during two years, you've never talked in person. its okay to meet people like that i guess.....but jesus. at least talk on the phone. everyone is more social through text.
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Good plan.
Alright, so TS, bury your face in her breasts when you walk in, motor boat her, then smack her cross the chin. She'll love this. Then knock her down a flight of stairs with your penis. Then to top it off, rape her, get her pregnant, and falcon punch her after 8 months. There's no way she'll not fall in love with you.


He'd still get some ass should he follow your plan.
#30
just laugh with her at funny parts and stuff, dont try too hard or you will fail
#31
How d'you know someone for 2 years without meeting? Unless she lives in another country (unlikely, since you're going to her house to watch a movie) then that's just ridiculous.
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a.k.a. LSD. GET SOME.


...eh? no! Truth Serum is Truth Serum and LSD is LSD. Two very different things m8.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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...eh? no! Truth Serum is Truth Serum and LSD is LSD. Two very different things m8.

Yea. But if you can't get truth serum, just use chloroform and a hanky. Since TS comes to the Pit, we can safely assume he has both.
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I thought LSD was dubbed "truth serum" during the Vietnam War?? WTF is Truth Serum then????


Truth Serum is Truth Serum. LSD won't make you tell the truth, it'll make you have hallucinations. Not the Same.

This is a Truth Serum:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium_thiopental
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Nov 22, 2008,
#37
dude, you've never talked face-to-face?


what if she turns out to be one of "those" girls....


and by "those" I mean:
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