#1
I could not find any threads for funny sex jokes/chat up lines. Yes i used the God Damn search bar.

so here we go

what funny sex jokes/chat up lines have you heard?

today i heard this one:

sex is like maths.... you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, leave your solution & hope you dont multiply. you want to do maths with me?

lame
#3
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"It won't suck itself!" ...heard it earlier today
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
1. "There is a party tonight"
2. "Where?"
1. "In My pants"
2. *Slap*
Last edited by 2mins2midnite at Nov 22, 2008,
#5
heres one, its not thats good but i got this from a text message(damn fowards)

SEX CAKE RECIPE: Spread legs, insert firm banana, beat until creamy, cake is done when banana is soft.


Not so great isnt it? lawl
Que?
#6
What do you get when you mix a donkey and an onion?

a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.

amidoinitrite?
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#7
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What do you get when you mix a donkey and an onion?

a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye.

amidoinitrite?


lol
#9
Sex is like UG. You have to use your searchbar.
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