#1
Aight. This is going to sound weird but I need help. I like to wear mesh gym shorts alot. Problem is when I'm at school and I get a random boner or if my GF rubs me in the right way my erection shows very clearly through my shorts. Any tips to make it less visible?
#7
Chop it off.
Rubber band to hold it against your balls.
Glue it down.
Tuck it in your waistband (be stealthy).
Get inflatable breasts to distract everyone away from your inflated penis.
Get real breasts.
Metal plate in your pants.
Have an erection all the time, so eventually people get used to it and don't notice it unless you point it out. That's what I do.
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#8
fap insanely before school, it won't come up. Either that or hook your penis on your waist line, it won't show unless you have a massive penis like me
#9
get a bigger shirt, and wear boxer briefs. They're hella comfortable, and help surpress a boner.
#12
Quote by guitardude367
dont wear kids pants to try and show off your tiny penis perhaps...


This. A lot.
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#13
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flaunt it


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#14
Point it up and wear a baggy shirt that is long enough that it covers the penis tip (if it is emerging from the top of the shorts).

Just make sure no body lifts your shirt. That could be worse then seeing it thru fabric as they'll see an erect penis head poking out.
#15
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Point it up and wear a baggy shirt that is long enough that it covers the penis tip (if it is emerging from the top of the shorts).

Just make sure no body lifts your shirt. That could be worse then seeing it thru fabric as they'll see an erect penis head poking out.


That made me lol, that'd be embarassing as hell.
#17
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#20
Quote by scrambler_66
Chop it off.
Rubber band to hold it against your balls.
Glue it down.
Tuck it in your waistband (be stealthy).
Get inflatable breasts to distract everyone away from your inflated penis.
Get real breasts.
Metal plate in your pants.
Have an erection all the time, so eventually people get used to it and don't notice it unless you point it out. That's what I do.



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#21
damn. why couldn't you have chubbs? you know, the half boner? oh and mummy doesn't send you to school to rub up in the hallway. jk.
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#23
Just about every week there's a thread about erections. Gotta love the Pit.
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#24
Quote by metabolicmaggot
Aight. This is going to sound weird but I need help. I like to wear mesh gym shorts alot. Problem is when I'm at school and I get a random boner or if my GF rubs me in the right way my erection shows very clearly through my shorts. Any tips to make it less visible?

Wear underwear

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#28
Get a sex change.
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#29
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Point it up and wear a baggy shirt that is long enough that it covers the penis tip (if it is emerging from the top of the shorts).

Just make sure no body lifts your shirt. That could be worse then seeing it thru fabric as they'll see an erect penis head poking out.



This thread is so full of win, I'm drowning.
#30
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just punch yourself in the nuts, insta-boner"B"gone



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#32
Priapism is a disorder that prevents blood from leaving the penis. It is extremely dangerous and can lead to penile damage including gangrene and permanent impotence. If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, you should immediately go the emergency room, no matter how embarrassing it may be.

I presume your problem isn't quite this bad.
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