#1
My mother says i have to cut my hair by christmas, or she will cut it for me when im asleep. I dont know whats more sad, losing my hair, or the fact that i have to comply with that even though i am 18.

Heres my hair now, layered, rebonded and coloured. Cant see in the pic, but the sides are about an inch above my nipple, and the back is slightly below mid-back.


Should i shave it all off like this? It seems like a good idea. Since my hair is going to get shorter, might as well make it comfortable for me. No more hassle drying it or combing it..

Or should i cut it like my natural hairstyle, curly and short-ish like this:
Either way, im screwed. No more bedroom headbanging..
#3
I thought you meant something else

and you had provided pics
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#4
Tell your mum to f.uck right off, its your hair and you can do what you want. i say you shave her head and say 'aye, you dont like it do you!'
#5
start locking your door


edit: tell her you're growing your hair long for Jesus
#7
why don't you just kill your mom.

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#9
Raise money for charity and donate the hair to something like locks of love
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#12
Yes.. By 'it' I definitely thought you meant something else.

Really, you could replace 'hair' with 'schlong' with what you'd written, and it would still make sense, though your mum wanting to cut it white you're asleep could be a bit weird.
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#14
my mum's been saying that ol' "cut it off in yer sleep" line since I was 17...

Needless to say the response "yeah one day soon mum" has been enough to keep her at bay for 2 and a half years and counting.

Keep the ****ing hair dude, it's far more important than your mother.

Seriously.
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#15
why do you have to cut it honestly. your ****ing 18 man. grow a pair and tell your mom to worry about something else. seriously think about this. you acctually think your mom is going to go into your room at night and cut your hair off without you knowing...use your head. and why are you still at home anyways. keep the long hair if you like it and keep head banging in the bedroom. dont give in.
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is it me or does the first pic look like a oriental axl rose...
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#17
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I thought you meant something else

and you had provided pics


Me too

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edit: tell her you're growing your hair long for Jesus


Both reasonable solutions, unless she's a very strong aetheist.
#18
Get a ponytail, not in the way, and looks more like having short.

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Tell your mum to f.uck right off, its your hair and you can do what you want. i say you shave her head and say 'aye, you dont like it do you!'

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I was gonna say that, at the risk of sounding vaguely racist.


But yeah, keep it.
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#20
To Gmp and Nilpferdkoenig: Ew, just.. ew. I dont dislike herman li (nor can i stand dragonforce, for that matter) but his hair, and general appearance is just.. gross.

edit: This is more like it. I want that hair, minus the retarded bangs. Yes i'm straight.

I was gonna say that, at the risk of sounding vaguely racist.

No worries, i dont care. And i'm only half chinese. But yeah, I want to keep my hair so badly!

Thanks for the replies, ug!
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#21
If she's making you cut it why do it yourself when you can make your mom do it, and you'll be sleeping so you won't have to hold still for it
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#22
Choose something from here: http://markthebarber.co.uk/hairstyles3.jpg

Get to a hairdresser and ask him/her for some advice. Remeber having long hair already is teh better situation, you can cut it down to any kinds of lenght.

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To Gmp and Nilpferdkoenig: Ew, just.. ew. I dont dislike herman li (nor can i stand dragonforce, for that matter) but his hair, and general appearance is just.. gross.

edit: This is more like it. I want that hair, minus the retarded bangs. Yes i'm straight.


No worries, i dont care. And i'm only half chinese. But yeah, I want to keep my hair so badly!

Thanks for the replies, ug!


if you want that hair then i support your mum cutting if off
#25
Dude, keep your hair. Your hair will get you laid, your mum won't.

Well, in some strange circumstances she might, but that's not legal in most countries.
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#27
is it me or does the first pic look like a oriental axl rose...

I get that a lot.

I already tried the Jesus excuse. And the "if I cut it I can do pot/drive your car" one too. And yes, even the "i'll cut mine if you cut yours" one.
why do you have to cut it honestly. your ****ing 18 man. grow a pair and tell your mom to worry about something else. seriously think about this. you acctually think your mom is going to go into your room at night and cut your hair off without you knowing...use your head. and why are you still at home anyways. keep the long hair if you like it and keep head banging in the bedroom. dont give in.
And thank you. Very much. Btw i'm at home because here you cant buy/rent a place until you are 21.

edit:
Dude, keep your hair. Your hair will get you laid, your mum won't.

Well, in some strange circumstances she might, but that's not legal in most countries.
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#28
Don't shave it D:
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#29
he doesnt look that much like herman li, probably plays better too, definatly get it like the second pic, then itll grow back sooner.
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#30
I completely misunderstood the thread title.

Thought he had gangrene or something.

Dude, keep the hair. I have the same problem but eventually, she'll just get tired of telling you and forget about it.
#31
Oh also... take it to the hair thread, you might get better answers than OMFG HERMAN LI OLOLOLOL
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