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1) OMG THE LEAD SINGER OF IRON MAIDEN RAPES HIS SON!!!
Bruce Dick-in-son

2)Who's the stupidest Pokemon on Earth?
Answer: Squirtle, he says "squirtle squirtle" all day but he's a male.

Now if you wanna flame you're welcome, but remember, I specified on the tittle, "stupidest jokes"
#7
Quote by XGhacker
"lol" would be nice


Maybe out of desperation, if someone told me those in person it would just be awkward, that is how bad/something they are.
#8
Eat my fuzzy balls and then give them back to me. I need them for making money.
Quote by RiotSquad
mom take me to the doctor i cant stop cumming in wrestling
Quote by Cameronrobson
bobby, I've got poutine in my urethra


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#10
Quote by Jackolas
Maybe out of desperation, if someone told me those in person it would just be awkward, that is how bad/something they are.

Well people laughed from them irl
#12
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[X] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[X] illegal immigrant

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a bitch.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[X] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[X] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
hendrix was overrated and grohl is better in food fighters than in nirvana
#14
Hehe...

Dick-in-son.

That's kinda funny.


The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#15


Here, have a drink.
Quote by lizarday
oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#16
Quote by Portuguese_boy
They're ****ing genius.

I suppose this is Sarcasm?
Or is it just us Latin American people which have a different sense of humor? (Yes I'm Latin).

Quote by Deliriumbassist
Were these people idiots? That would explain a lot.

Nah, my brother (Urik on these forums) laughed from them o.o".
#18
......incest is funny?!
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#23
Quote by XGhacker
Nah, my brother (Urik on these forums) laughed from them o.o".

Bastard, I did it so you don't cry. Now have some anti carfreeze while standing in the middle of an intersection.
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#26
Quote by XGhacker
I suppose this is Sarcasm?
Or is it just us Latin American people which have a different sense of humor? (Yes I'm Latin).


Yes it is, I'm not American nor Latin, so I shall never understand your strange, and unfunny sense of humor.


Just joking, that was ****ing pure genius.
#28
Quote by babakkatt
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[X] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[X] illegal immigrant

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a bitch.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[X] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[X] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™


I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#29
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Here's something to laugh at: one account per household. Unlucky.


Burn!
hendrix was overrated and grohl is better in food fighters than in nirvana
Last edited by babakkatt at Nov 23, 2008,
#30
Quote by Jackolas
I have no idea how to react to either of these.



Quote by XGhacker
"lol" would be nice




Quote by Alix_D
Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!



SAVE GIBSON

#31
so the topic starter is banned, but the thread isnt locked??

i dont get it :\

just like the second joke...
#33
Quote by XGhacker
Well people laughed from them irl

Trust me they're laughing at the fact you had trod in dog poo.
Theres no way anyone would laugh at them.
#34
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Here's something to laugh at: one account per household. Unlucky.



Justice.
Quote by archangels666
Find me someone who doesn't do that and I'll show you a man humping a hippopotamus.

Quote by Vigilantius
High chairs are for little girls. My kids eat gravel off of bare concrete.

#35
The stupidest jokes are the jokes that go like this...

What do you get when you cross a Elephant and a pencil??
An Elephencil!!


MC name = Bearrorism
#37
Quote by babakkatt
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[X] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 d00d/"vet"
[X] illegal immigrant

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a bitch.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message .
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You doubleposted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[X] I don't like your tone of voice.

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Be my love slave
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of an intersection

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[X] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™




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You have made my day.



wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#40
Guys, he's a newb so please don't be that hard on him.
Erik, you're disgracing our family name.
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