I noticed this a while ago but never talked about it.

girls seem to like noobs who play major/minor chords strumming making something mainstream.
instead of real guitar gods such as joe satriani, steve vai, malmsteen, gilbert etc..

i swear to god im gonna go gay
I've never heard of a girl liking shred....EVER.

Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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And you don't listen to real guitar gods such as Wes Montgomery, Pat Martino, Kurt Rosenwinkel, Jim Hall, etc.


...modes and scales are still useless.

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Yes, real guitar gods...

Who all they can do is play at annoying speeds
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girls like fast ****, they also like slow pretty songs, imagine that? a girl liking something feminine?

unfortunate i know
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Yes, real guitar gods...

Who all they can do is play at annoying speeds

Wrong. They don't just play at annoying speeds.
This may be shocking to you, but a song constructed of strumming chords is usually more enjoyable to the general public than 10000000000000000 bpm shred that often doesn't have much melody.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
i dont care if girls dont like my shredding skills, i dont play guitar to get with girls anyway

i play for pure entertainment

and i already have the girl i wanted!
just because they shred doesnt make them guitar gods. besides that whats the big deal. girls like more melodic music? when did that happen?
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Girls here don't even know who is satriani or vai. They listen to hiphop, rap and anything like that sh*t
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