#1
ok so if you dont recognize the name Olga Kurylenko then you might be more familiar with her more recent acting work in:


Hitman



Max Payne
*cant find a pic of her*

and Quantum of Solace


now to the point. in all three of these movies the male protagonist has had the oppurtunity to sleep with her. and its not like it was a veiled chance or anything i mean, she's practically begging for it. and what has the guy done EVERY time? turned her down. after weeks of pondering this, i have come to one answer.

Olga Kurylenko...


...has a penis.


discuss.
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#5
maybe shes a lesbian, idk.
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#6
Far fetched(Farfetch'd) theory. But yeah those guys are just being fags,
except James Bond... JB turned down a WOMAN?! ...007 is sick. Someobdy help him!!!
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#9
thats not her in max payne. thats mila kunis. jackie from that 70s show

EDIT: she is in that movie. shes just not the one in that picture.
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#10
Isn't the girl in the Max Payne pic Mila Kunis?
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#12
She's not particularly hot anyway.
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#13
oh damn, my bad on the max payne pic.
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#14
In the max payne picture, the girl in that picture is the sister. She's not that one.
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I think they just don't like commies.

Commies don't like Olga, either.

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then please explain the striking resemblence between Vladamir Putin and Daniel Craig



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#18
no.

mona was just a million time hotter (in the video game, fuck the movie).
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#22
If you think she has a penis, watch Le Serpent.

That's all I'm saying.
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I would rail her like a freight train.


I'd have sex with her.
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