#1
ok, me my friend phil and my friend joe are planning on goin down to guelp for march break because our buddy lives down there...ONE PROBLEM: joe has a g/f that never i mean veryververy rarely does she leave him alone with us, shes very parinoid that he has another g/f or something and he cant even gawk at women with us when shes around, and shes also vey stupid so she needs alot of attention(im not just saying she stupid he iq is actually 99), so shes gonna want to come down to guelph with us and she wont be able to do all the things we do, (shes 15/ hes 18) so theres a bit of an age gap there, and ontop of that shes ****ing annoying to be around...

for tl;dr:

me and 2 guys wanna go to guelph and one buddys g/f is annoying and clingy how do we get her to stay here?
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#2
Tell her there aren't any kitchens or laundryrooms in Guelph.
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#5
Tell her parents she's dating a college student. Good chance she won't be going anywhere for a while.
whatthefedit: I read 18 as 19.
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#6
hahah tell your friend not to bring the bitch, make a no bitches allowed rule before he can invite her...and Guelph sucks (I'm from the KDub), go to Toronto
#8
ok, thanks guys great advice
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#10
Dude, i live right near Guelph, don't not go there if your looking for a good time, i repeat DO NOT GO THERE, Cambridge is better then that and Cambridge sucks, go to Toronto.
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Dude, i live right near Guelph, don't not go there if your looking for a good time, i repeat DO NOT GO THERE, Cambridge is better then that and Cambridge sucks, go to Toronto.

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#15
Tell her that there are level 99 Tyranitars where you're going.
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#16
Tell your friend to dump her. She's 15. He can find plenty of other children, I'm sure.

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#17
Take her.
Leave het there - the walk back might soften her up a bit.