#1
Around where i live they have these benches that say "Baltimore: the Greatest City in America"

It's so not true it's actually painful. Nearly every city I've been to is better than Baltimore. There's nothing to do here, the crime rate's through the roof, seriously, wtf.

Anyway, do the benches spew lies where you live?
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#2
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#5
Yeah we have plenty of baltimore endorsing benches in sweden.
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#6
No cities near me do it, any city that claims that is lying. Everyone knows Philadelphia is the greatest city in America, the people are just so kind and helpful, especially their sports fans.
#7
In Rockwood we don't have many benches, and if we do you don't want to set on them trust me.
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No cities near me do it, any city that claims that is lying. Everyone knows Philadelphia is the greatest city in America, the people are just so kind and helpful, especially their sports fans.


you better be kidding
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#9
Pretty much all the benches in Scotland are dedicated to dead people
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#10
Well Baltimore is definitely NOT the greatest city in the world, but neither is Chattanooga, or New York, or Columbus, or any other city I've lived in.
#12
I live in Baltimore, too.

I've seen the benches... damn, this city is garbage. I'm sure they all do it, though... Probably even in Detroit.

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#13
No but once I came accross and sat on a bench without realising it said "Whoever sits on this is a homozexual"
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#14
Our benches always say 'RIP so and so'
Shame really, since the zombie problem is getting worse
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#15
Nope, only benches back in D.C. that have captions are "in loving memory of...." or "this bench is made from 100 percent recycled plastics..."

Haven't read any benches in Pittsburgh yet.
#16
Yep. Here we have commercials that say "British Columbia: The Best Place on Earth".

They even have a website too.
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+1 yea my town says a great place to live i say bull**** its a ****hole cops do jack **** ppl are ****in retarded
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#20
i saw one for some church and it said "jesus loves you" .

and on another it said "jesus saves", and i had a marker on me, so under it i wrote, "but buddah recycles"
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#21
Nah, many benches around here are dedicated to dead people - for example, "In Loving Memory of Joan Bloggs (1923-2001) and her husband Joe Bloggs (1920-2002)".

Especially benches in scenic areas.
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#22
I think every city/state say they are the best when you know Its just not true
Glasgow (where I live) is the Murder capital of europe (apparently)
yet we have craploads of stuff going on about how great it is.
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#23
Michigan advertises "Great Lakes, Great Times." It's more like "Great Lakes, and a Sh!thole."
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#24
i live in Ireland.... the greatest city in America
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#25
We could advertise Birmingham as the greatest city in America but being in the the UK it might not work as a tourist grabber ... plus we hate other people here. Especially Americans because they stole our city name for somewhere in Alabama ... grr
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#27
Oh man i love the wire.

the west district way.

but B'more doesnt seem so great
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We had a sign here for a while that said:

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A Proud Town

They got rid of it last year though.
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#34
one tme, i saw another bench that said "jesus saves", and once again, i had a marker, and i wrote "A bunch of money on his car insurance", then i drew the geico logo
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