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#1
Like the title says, i used the search bar and theres nothing particularly on stewie, but there is on the whole of Family Guy. So if needed a mod can delete this, or i will.

Anyways, mine is


"Today is the winter of your discontent!!"
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#3
"Mother, life is a lot like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get! Your life however is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!"

First episode I believe.
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#5
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"Mother, life is a lot like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get! Your life however is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!"

First episode I believe.



thats amazing
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#6
Stewie:mummy, mummy, mum, mum, mama, mama, ma, ma
Lois: WHAT!!?
Stewie:Hi *runs off giggling*
#7
"Bitch I thought I told you to shut up and be lookin' fine"
"You know what it's time for? A sexy party!!
Si lo ven que viene palo al tiburon
Vamos a darle duro sin vacilacion
Si lo ven que viene palo al Tiburon
En la union esta la fuerza y nuestra salvacion


#8
"Well I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch."
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#9
"You were clean 5 minutes ago now your just on vacation"
haha epic
#11
"Hey Brian, who sings that?"

'*can't remember what Brian says'

"yeah, lets keep it that way"


I lol'd for ages after first saw that
#12
Stewie: Well, you wanna know what I learned this week? Being a grown-up sucks. Women, Brian- what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know wha... why don't guys just do that?

Brian: They do, it's called being gay.

Stewie: Oh, that's what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that.
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Remember through colors
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#15
"Mother, I have a present for you. I'll give you a hint, it's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster."


I laughed so freakin hard when I heard this
#16
Yeah, We couldn't run an ad that said no Portuguese, but eh..no Portuguese
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#17
oh thats a great idea, maybe he can bring his sling blade and order up some..french fried potaters..mhmmm
#18
Meg go up to your room and look at your posters of justin timberlake and.... and.. oh god who else do teenage girls like..... MORGAN FREEMAN
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#21
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"Oh no! If only I had rockets on my skis...O wait I totally have rockets on my skis."



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#22
damn you vile woman
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#24
*Stewie walks home after being abandoned by Brian*

Lois-Brian, you're just lucky nothing happened to Stewie!

Stewie- Ok, my ear's in a cup, I guess that doesn't count...

I lol'd hard
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#25
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.
#26
Oh my god, there's an orgy in my mouth!
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As cunning as a fox who has just been made professor of cunning at Oxford university.

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#27
Stewie-Knock knock

Brian-Who's there?

Stewie-Your friend Stewie, and he's always going to be there for you
#28
Stewie: "You can even hear the mice humping in the walls!"

Mouse: "ho-ho! Ho-ho! HO-HO! Man....that was so awesome."
#30
"God this is as fun as playing with the speech function on my macintosh"
"Stewie is cool"
"HEHEHEHEHEHHE"
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Whats a penis?


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#32
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oh thats a great idea, maybe he can bring his sling blade and order up some..french fried potaters..mhmmm

what episode was that again?
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#33
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what episode was that again?

the one with lois' brother
#35
*while dancing with brian*

Stewie: I love you...

Brian: What?

Stewie: Ah...I said...umm...Olive Juice!

Brian: Olive Juice?

Stewie: Olive Juice you too *sigh*
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Album.
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#36
Quote by Zaphod_Beeblebr
*while dancing with brian*

Stewie: I love you...

Brian: What?

Stewie: Ah...I said...umm...Olive Juice!

Brian: Olive Juice?

Stewie: Olive Juice you too *sigh*

Damn you! I was going to say that.
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#37
Hey...uhh...is anybody gonna do anything about the dead fat guy and the half dead fat guy up in my room? Eh? anybody? No? No one's going to do anything about the dead fat guy and the half dead fat guy? Ok then, to hell with you all.
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#38
*eating pancakes for the first time*
"My GoD! These are better then sex! Good news Slappy, I've decided not to kill you!"
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#40
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
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