#1
ask the next user what they would rather do...


would you rather...
have playground sounds, children playing or swings or something, always emanate from your crotch
or
be ejaculated on by an elephant?
#2
The second one as it will only happen once.

What a stupid question.

Would you rather I didn't make a would you rather question

Or would you rather ask what the **** I just said?
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#4
elephant

you can clean it off.


Lose all of your money and live off of the streets, or lose both of your testicles/boobs?(guy and chick)
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#5
lose both testicles.

would you rather lose your left hand or right hand?
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#6
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elephant

you can clean it off.


Lose all of your money and live off of the streets, or lose both of your testicles/boobs?(guy and chick)

I'd probably lose my boobs, seeing as I'm a guy

Would you rather make out with a hot teacher or die young?
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#7
make out with teacher... not very dfficult

would u rather be raped every day for the rest of your life or have no arms?
#10
Raped. . .By a hot chick.

Would you rather suck a dude's dick every day for the rest of your life or have to be sucked off by a guy who's gone through half of a sex change for the rest of your life?
#11
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raped, but she'd better be hot.

FAll off a cliff or shot in the chest with a cannon?

get shot in the chest with a cannon.
Have no nipples or no belly button?
--or--
Blow chunks out of your ass(get all over your ass too) or mouth everytime you cum?
EDIT some of these questions are really stupid and obvious to answer.
#12
Would you rather I report this thread or tell TS to...

USE THE SEARCHBAR

Just kidding, I'm not a fag
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#13
haha shot in the chest with cannon, because how do you just fall off a cliff without being a complete idiot? at least the cannon could be someone else's fault

bamboo splints shoved under each one of your finger nails or eating, and subsequently digesting shards of broken glass?
#14
Have no belly button.

Would you rather make threads that have been done a hundred times, or use the search bar so you don't make threads that have been done a hundred times?
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#15
if uncle jack helped you off teh elephant, would you help your uncle jack off the elephat?
#16
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Have no belly button.

Would you rather make threads that have been done a hundred times, or use the search bar so you don't make threads that have been done a hundred times?

If I choose the former, I'll get flamed for lying, and if I choose the latter, I'll get flamed for not using the searchbar. What's this madness??
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#17
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
Soon, death metal's drums will be so fast only computers will be able to listen to it.

94? Not bad. It shall improve >=)

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#18
sorry. couldn't resist.
Soon, death metal's drums will be so fast only computers will be able to listen to it.

94? Not bad. It shall improve >=)

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#19
would you rather:

drink a pint of discharge

or

Have sex with a homeless guy?
(yeah we played this game a lot at school)
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#20
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If I choose the former, I'll get flamed for lying, and if I choose the latter, I'll get flamed for not using the searchbar. What's this madness??


Actually, you've got it backwards. The former is making threads that have been done, while the latter is using the search bar.

And if you were kidding, well I just woke up so I missed your sarcasm.
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Metal doesn't hold hands, it gets head in the van before the show. Seriously.

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There's a band called tool?

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People still watch MTV?