#1
Anyone have a doctor's note/prescription laying around?

I need to make a fake one otherwise I will not be able to write a test that I missed on a day that I was actually sick. In Ontario, Canada you need to pay for doctor's notes and I don't have money to give away like that.

It would be awesome if you could either:

a. Find an image of a doctor's note/prescription
b. Scan a doctor's note/prescription
c. Tell me what I should put on the fake note

I have been looking at google images for a while now and they're all rubbish.

Thank you in advance
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#3
Wait, let me get this straight. You get free health care, but you have to pay for the note that verifies you received said free care?

Good luck with that.
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ur an idiot
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Wait, let me get this straight. You get free health care, but you have to pay for the note that verifies you received said free care?

Good luck with that.


+1

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#10
Now remind me why some Americans want universal health care....
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You need a fake note to prove you were legitimately sick?

Sure.


Yes.

I am more than sure that my teacher heard my machine gun sounding coughs, saw me blow my nose +10 times, and saw me pop a tylenol or two, but he still needs a paper saying I was sick if I missed a test. It's the way the school works.

Seems like there's not a thread that goes by without the smartass remarks
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#12
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In Ontario, Canada you need to pay for doctor's notes.

We do?

Oh you must be on a first nations reserve.
#13
Just tell them they died, but even Hell couldn't contain your fury so you fought your way back, it will scare them so badly that they will not even **** with you.
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#14
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We do?

Oh you must be on a first nations reserve.


You and your doctor must be butt buddies.

I don't have that kind of money, and it's too late now anyways lol.
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Quote by Smoothie
Yes.

I am more than sure that my teacher heard my machine gun sounding coughs, saw me blow my nose +10 times, and saw me pop a tylenol or two, but he still needs a paper saying I was sick if I missed a test. It's the way the school works.

Seems like there's not a thread that goes by without the smartass remarks


Same as Australia, although I'm not sure if we have to pay for it, I would like to think that we don't.

I guess you have to weigh up whether or not the test is important. If it is, you will probably have to bite the bullet and pay for the note. Ask your parents for the money, as it is your education we are talking about? Say it in those words, I know my rents would pay for it if I told them those circumstances you have just mentioned.

Good luck dude



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You and your doctor must be butt buddies.

We better be, or I'll want someone else checking my prostate.
#17
To whom it may concern

*insert Name* was unable to attend the test shceduled for *insert date of test* Due to the fact that they have terminal testicular cancer (TTC) & was not expected to live to the date of the test, He however ate some Concrete & hardend the **** up & is ok now!

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#18
In some places, you need to pay 5 bucks for things... like notes and syringes.

...Go to a walk in clinic... They probably won't charge you for a note.

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...**** you...

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Nope, free healthcare man! Wherever there is an injury to be had, he will be there. Jumping off tall buildings in a single bound. Facing off with a speeding train. He ain't a bird, he can't fly planes... He is Healthcare Man



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#21
I have insurance and I'm still afraid of getting hurt or sick.

Doesn't matter what coverage you have, cancer is some scary shit. So are gunshot wounds.
#22
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You and your doctor must be butt buddies.

I don't have that kind of money, and it's too late now anyways lol.



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#23
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You and your doctor must be butt buddies.

I don't have that kind of money, and it's too late now anyways lol.


No, it's just that most places don't charge you for receipts. And by "most places," I mean "any place that I've ever heard of in my life."
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-To all of those who blamed universal healthcare-

...**** you...

My American aunt fears getting hurt or sick... I don't.



I'm not blaming anything. I'm just laughing at the irony.
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