#1
So yeah, in the twilight thread I was reminded I own Mien Kampf and I thought how funny it was when I purchased the book. Well at the time my head was shaved because I was going to a kind of World War 2 reenactment thing that is a huge paintball game, called Oklahoma D-Day. Well, I pick up the book and take it to the cashier, there is a black lady at the cash register and she see what I'm buying and just gives me the evil eye. She then asked me why I would even read this and if I was a skinhead. I was just ummm no I'm not a skinhead, I was just interested in what could possibly convince a nation to hate a race.

So post your awkward situations of buying something.
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#2
Condoms

and I hate going to Guitar Center with my dad, because I look like the 14 year old kid who sits and points at Gibsons


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#4
Red Bull
Stopwatch
Condoms.

The cashier just kept staring at me...
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#5
Quote by tayroar
So yeah, in the twilight thread I was reminded I own Mien Kampf and I thought how funny it was when I purchased the book. Well at the time my head was shaved because I was going to a kind of World War 2 reenactment thing that is a huge paintball game, called Oklahoma D-Day. Well, I pick up the book and take it to the cashier, there is a black lady at the cash register and she see what I'm buying and just gives me the evil eye. She then asked me why I would even read this and if I was a skinhead. I was just ummm no I'm not a skinhead, I was just interested in what could possibly convince a nation to hate a race.

So post your awkward situations of buying something.



Once I bought a Blue Oyster Cult cd from wal*mart, and as i placed it on the check-out counter the cashier picked it up and was like "Oh, you don't want this, they suck." I just looked at him with a "wtf" look and left. With the cd, of course
#6
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Red Bull
Stopwatch
Condoms.

The cashier just kept staring at me...


hahaha nice.
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#8
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Red Bull
Stopwatch
Condoms.

The cashier just kept staring at me...




I try to charm women behind the counters in clothes stores. It never gets me any discounts
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afterward i thought about it and was like "wow, i just jerked off to a chubby girl sucking off a horse. i'm disgusting".

then i watched that segment again
#9
Ok so I checking out at Barnes and Nobles with An Idiots guide to Terrorism, Mein Kampf, and a couple of Charles Dickon's works. Soon as the cashier saw A Christmas Carol she called the po po on my ass. Try explaining reading that for "fun".
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#10
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I try to charm women behind the counters in clothes stores. It never gets me any discounts


You should say, "Can I have a discount?" when they reply no just say, "You wanna see how easily I can overpower you?"
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#11
I never found buying condoms to be that awkward, at all, I mean you gotta do what you gotta do to keep from gettin' scurrrrrrvy or a kid - but ultimately and most importantly, the sweet sweet reward that requires that rubber shield in the first place.

It's kind of like your buying little trophies representing justice.
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#12
I need moar of this, guys.
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#13
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You should say, "Can I have a discount?" when they reply no just say, "You wanna see how easily I can overpower you?"


and they'll say "you wanna hear how loud i can scream?"
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for someone with a madness avatar (ok ill admit mdness interactive was cool for its time), youre seem to have the right idea.

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#14
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Red Bull
Stopwatch
Condoms.

The cashier just kept staring at me...


That's great.


Not me, but a friend of my aunt's and her husband were trying to concieve a baby. She wasn't pregnant yet, and they haden't started "trying" yet (ie; without condoms/birth control).

So they stop by a grocery store to pick up a couple packs of smokes and a bottle of Jack Daniels. They figure, while they're there they might as well grab a pregnancy test also.

She coulden't figure out why the clerk kept looking at her funny.
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#15
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and they'll say "you wanna hear how loud i can scream?"

and then you say "I don't appreciate your sexual innuendos, can I see your manager."
grok it.

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#16
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#17
I never feel awkward buying condoms.

or anything, really.
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#18
Bought lube and a fleshlight once. I got some strange looks.

Or it could've been the fact that I was in a Toys R' Us. That was pretty weird.
#19
buying a windowless van, 5 lbs. of candy, duck tape, and rope.
grok it.

SKREAM!

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#20
buying a shovel, a box of large garbage bags, industrial strength carpet cleaner and quicklime.
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#21
I work at a convenience store and it is the most awkward thing ever when old greasy guys comes in and buy condoms or a maxim. I want to just burst out laughing. And yet I wish to cry myself to sleep because of the sickness of it all.
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#22
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and then you say "I don't appreciate your sexual innuendos, can I see your manager."


haha...
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for someone with a madness avatar (ok ill admit mdness interactive was cool for its time), youre seem to have the right idea.

"Reaching for, the gun, to load and persuade you, to stay..."