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#4
Sitting on your grandma's lap.
Gear
Fender Thinline Telecaster Deluxe

1983 Aria Pro II XX Deluxe Flying V

2007 S101 EGU34

1963 Kay Vanguard

1964 Kay Vanguard

AXL Badwater SRO

Hondo Strat

1974 Acoustic(brand) 134 4x10 combo

Epiphone Valve Jr.
#6
3. No.
4. GTFO.
5. Searchbar (I'm more than certain this thread exists)
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#9
On your roommates face while he is sleeping on the couch after not ****ting for nearly a full day and having eaten spicy supreme pizza earlier. One of those farts that lingers and induces a chemical burn.

Wait I shoulda put ex roommate.
#10
during sex. especially anal
Gear:
PRS SE Singlecut, blue with stoptail (my baby)
Line 6 Spider III 75 (shut up)
Epiphone Les Paul standard
Cheapo Yamaha nylon string
even more cheapo Fender steel string acoustic
#12
what is this, family feud?

survey says.... X

uh in a very quiet room during a test and everyone immediately looks at you knowing its you
Forever feels retarded in MT forum

-Equipment-
Squier Champ 15
Squier Bullet Stratocaster
-Shopping list-
Boss DS-1 Distortion Pedal
1 guitar cable for that pedal
#13
Quote by Martindecorum
Girl Friend giving head under the bed

Or the most appropriate place to fart
#16
Quote by XxDre09xX
what is this, family feud?

survey says.... X

uh in a very quiet room during a test and everyone immediately looks at you knowing its you



ooo but the number one answer was someone's face. looks like the johnson family is going to play for fast money
"The Mad Scientist"


Quote by Fuzzbox91
for someone with a madness avatar (ok ill admit mdness interactive was cool for its time), youre seem to have the right idea.

"Reaching for, the gun, to load and persuade you, to stay..."
#17
The worst place to fart is when you're on your own. It's more fun if you can share your own special poo-gas blend with others!
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#18
Downwind from an otter.



One day the otters will destroy you all... humans.
#23
a church =/
Quote by Bamitchell
So you have possible wang cancer and your on drugs? PWNT.

"Money Can't Buy Life" - Bob Marley
#25
Quote by SeveralSpecies
How else are you supposed to mark them as yours?

by cumming blood.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#26
During your own vasectomy, the doctors might slip with the scalpel from laughing.
Life is underrated.


Quote by Mad Marius
That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
#27
Quote by SeveralSpecies
How else are you supposed to mark them as yours?


You pee on them, silly.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#31
how about while taking a piss at a crowded public restroom with people waiting behind you.

dont you ever feel like farting in that situation?

its so hard to hold it in
#32
An escalator.

It has the same effect as an elevator, but you get to flee the scene so it isn't all awkward after.
#33
Quote by Doppelgänger
An escalator.

It has the same effect as an elevator, but you get to flee the scene so it isn't all awkward after.



Also, people who are behind you are at perfect face-to-ass positioning
#34
Into a bag of milk..


Sure does suck.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#35
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Oh you are the worst kind of person...

why thank you good sir,
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#36
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Also, people who are behind you are at perfect face-to-ass positioning

Ah, but then it would be obvious as to who did it.

You gotta make sure that the next person is at least 4 steps down from you, so you allow them to pass through the area, rather than making it a full on blast.
#37
Quote by Doppelgänger
Ah, but then it would be obvious as to who did it.

You gotta make sure that the next person is at least 4 steps down from you, so you allow them to pass through the area, rather than making it a full on blast.



**** that. If their face is 6 inches from my ass, I'm only hoping that they're yawning.
#38
Quote by SeveralSpecies
**** that. If their face is 6 inches from my ass, I'm only hoping that they're yawning.

Bah, I'll stick with my more discreet mode of operation.
#39
Quote by Doppelgänger
An escalator.

It has the same effect as an elevator, but you get to flee the scene so it isn't all awkward after.


Except while you are fleeing the scene they are in pursuit and the exact same speed, thus staying the exact same distance from you as they were when you farted.
#40
Quote by Beakwithteeth
Except while you are fleeing the scene they are in pursuit and the exact same speed, thus staying the exact same distance from you as they were when you farted.

...

My point was that it isn't as awkward, OK?
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