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What cool ideas have you had for computer games that should be made but probably never will?

Recently I have been fantasising about Hobo Adventures. You play a hobo and have to survive the city streets whilst getting your fix of cheap liquor and hard drugs whilst trying to become the king of the hobos. You would collect swanky clothes like old top hats, grow eye-catching facial hair, use skills like Animal Empathy to recruit an army of pigeons to your cause and Swankyness to impress normal peeps with your whily cockney charms.
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A good 3D Sonic game...

Or failing that Grand Theft Star Wars sounds pretty epic.
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#6
those ideas are amazing. seeing as how i work at a gas station...maybe a game like clerks where you have to make the customers happy and deal with super pissed off olderly folks as bosses for each level.
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Play as Mace Windu as you pull innocent Gungans out of their hover cars, and rob stores with your lightsaber.

That's not very Jedi-like....


...modes and scales are still useless.


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That's not very Jedi-like....



Nope but it is awesome and you would get to kill beings that look and sound a LOT like Jar Jar Binks...over and over again...imagine the satisfaction!
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#9
Sexual Intercourse: the game!

so your computer can litterally be a sex machine.
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Evil aliens have invaded the Earth and you're the only one who can stop them. You have the unprecedented ability to carry at least 15 weapons in your socks and underpants, including a rocket launcher and minigun. You fight your way through the alien mothership while dodging AIDS-tipped needles left and right, only to discover that the alien boss is actually.... your father! NNNOOOOO!!!1
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Oh fine then

Play as Darth Vader as you force-push people off their bikes, whilst giggling like a small child.


Also wins, sandbox gaming with force powers...*dreams*
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Oh I got some.

-Some research lab is messing around with black holes and stuff and one day they accidentally rip a big one and evil aliens invade Earth. The protagonist (you) must escape the lab and eventually fight off hordes of evil aliens largely by yourself. To make it extra bad ass, you only start out with a meager crowbar.
-A round-by-round shooter in which one team consists of al-qaeda and the other consists of USMC. the team that eliminates the other team wins. additionally, al-qaeda can win by successfully blowing shit up.
-a puzzle/maze game in which you have to use portals and physics to get out of some evil laboratory. to increase your incentive, you are promised fried chicken when complete. i'm still working on the story...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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I was thinking of this the other day.

Ants

The adventures of an ant who, after a civil war breaks out has to go on some form of adventure to free his family from captivity and bring down the other ants in what ends in a full blown war.
Boss battles include an iguana, spider, magpie and anteater.

Twist is it's a dark and twisted game, and not made for children who like Antz or A Bugs Life. It filled with gore, psychological thrilling cutscenes and is aimed at 18+.

Sequel: Ants 2: Home Invasion (main characters grandson and his colony move into a home and have to battle with the hostile termites for ownership whilst avoiding the grim power of humans)
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Kotor with an open ending + free roaming.

best idea ever. It will be like a mix of morrowind and kotor.
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Also, 3D Pokemon RPG. Possibly a remake of Red/Blue.

why have they honestly not done this Especially now that you can connect to the internet and actually trade and battle people! There could be like a global database and everything and not to mention the gameplay would be a lot more interesting.
People should start e-mailing nintendo and trying to harrass them until they do this.
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why have they honestly not done this


It has been done. Pokemon Colosseum sucked.
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Starcraft Ghost.



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Also, 3D Pokemon RPG. Possibly a remake of Red/Blue.


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It has been done. Pokemon Colosseum sucked.

that was not an adventure game, it was just plugging in your gameboy and fighting with better graphics. What I'm talking about is a 3D version of the gameboy game but with actual puzzles to solve (like in a mario/zelda like context but problems such as the ones they have on the tv show sometimes) as well as collecting/trading/battling pokemon and a large map to explore and so on...
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Especially faggot since homos aren't real people and all.

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that was not an adventure game, it was just plugging in your gameboy and fighting with better graphics. What I'm talking about is a 3D version of the gameboy game but with actual puzzles to solve (like in a mario/zelda like context but problems such as the ones they have on the tv show sometimes) as well as collecting/trading/battling pokemon and a large map to explore and so on...


That was Stadium, Colosseum had a story mode in it, as did Colosseum XD: Gale of Darkness. They both sucked hard

Nah, a Red/Blue 3D remake would be ideal.
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That was Stadium, Colosseum had a story mode in it, as did Colosseum XD: Gale of Darkness. They both sucked hard

Nah, a Red/Blue 3D remake would be ideal.

I think they should somehow combine red/blue with gold/silver into one big adventure and a larger variety of pokemon.
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I think they should somehow combine red/blue with gold/silver into one big adventure and a larger variety of pokemon.


That wouldn't really work, red/blue and gold/silver are supposed to be something like 10 years apart, silver/gold has the Kanto region in it but it looks different, some paths are blocked off, gym leaders kick much harder ass and the last 2 character battles are against the 2 main characters from red/blue...

Just a gold/silver remake would be awesome and pretty epic; that game had a huge amount of play time in it.
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#28
A multiplayer only Halo sequel. Those campaigns were boring as hell. Multiplayer Halo with 30-40 maps would be the most amazing thing since Paul Gilbert.
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A multiplayer only Halo sequel. Those campaigns were boring as hell. Multiplayer Halo with 30-40 maps would be the most amazing thing since Paul Gilbert.


It's called Unreal Tournament, and it has always had better multiplayer than halo.
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umm

"get rich quick"

a game where you have a virtual business and have to uphold it like you would in real life?

would be good training for those like me that want to start a business
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Grand Theft Auto:AfGhanistan

Grand Theft Auto: google Earth (Thats right you can go anywhere and kill anyone in the world)
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#33
Final game in the Legacy of Kain series, don't think it's gonna happen now though

A decent Western game would be good too.
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One about a little yellow head that goes around a maze eating dots and being chased by ghosts, possibly of different colours. Then if he eats a big dot, he can eat the ghosts.
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I want a buffet RPG. You level up and can eat more or something, it would be hilarious.
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Just a gold/silver remake would be awesome and pretty epic; that game had a huge amount of play time in it.


Dammit i came here wanting to post that.

POKEMON GOLD 3D REMAKE!!!

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I was thinking of this the other day.

Ants

The adventures of an ant who, after a civil war breaks out has to go on some form of adventure to free his family from captivity and bring down the other ants in what ends in a full blown war.
Boss battles include an iguana, spider, magpie and anteater.

Twist is it's a dark and twisted game, and not made for children who like Antz or A Bugs Life. It filled with gore, psychological thrilling cutscenes and is aimed at 18+.

Sequel: Ants 2: Home Invasion (main characters grandson and his colony move into a home and have to battle with the hostile termites for ownership whilst avoiding the grim power of humans)



holy **** that would be awesome! and spooky! I seriously think they need to make more insect games
#39
know-your-memes it would be like buzz the movie/music quiz except you have to guess memes and other things about them.
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