#1
i am officially the smoothest man alive.....

ok so my gf has been saying stuff about how we dont kiss to say good bye like after school and stuff like that just because its my first gf and its weird for me

so after school we were walking to her bus and we got there and she turned towards me and hugged me and said goodbye but before she could finish saying goodbye i just kissed her and walked away....

lol.....
#2
Wow...

So that's how it feels to be a virgin, eh?
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#3
Your lips are going to fall off.
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#5
Shut yer face

*reported*
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#10
Wow, you suck. Call that smooth? Kissing your girlfriend?
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#12
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Wow, you suck. Call that smooth? Kissing your girlfriend?


at least he wasn't influnced by the pit and raped her their and then.
#13
Will you be graduating from your primary school in the spring?
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ok
here's what you do
1. Take a fork, preferably metal.
2. Put some tomato sauce on it.
3. Let tomato sauce on fork dry.
4. Turn it in and call it: "The Spaghetti Massacre."


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#14
GTFO out. NOW. I don't care that your account is older than mine, that does not make you any less of a faggot.
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#16
Ah, to be young.
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