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#1
What would you guys do if zombie were real and the dead were walking around eatin the **** out of the livin?

Personally I would go immediatley to Dicks sporting goods, gear up with gun's and UA(its cold were i live) and all that ****, then make a run to the nearest supermarket (cause you know you need food to live) and beef up the security till it's like fort knox!!
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#4
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Personally I would go immediatley to Dicks sporting goods, gear up with gun's and UA(its cold were i live) and all that ****, then make a run to the nearest supermarket (cause you know you need food to live) and beef up the security till it's like fort knox!!


Yep, pretty much what I'd do. Search for survivors, too, and build a group to help fight.

Or I'd do a Shaun of the Dead and throw vinyl records at them and hit them with pool cues to a soundtrack of Queen.

I think way too much about zombie rampages, to be honest.
#5
I would get bitten so I didn't have to worry about living.
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#6
I would flee to Europe.

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#8
I'd get some weapons and defend myself, I will shoot myself if I start getting overwhelmed.
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#10
I'd probably go to a Super Wal Mart, after stopping a Dick's.

Cause Wal Mart has not only food but also microwaves and ****, and also good security.
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#11
Aren't zombies, like, really slow?

Ok, let's view this analitically:
Zombies are basically undead people. They are partially decayed, and lacking beef in some parts. Thus, they are not as strong as a living human. Thus, they cannot break into a locked house if you bar the windows.
They do not have the brain capacity to smash your windows with a brick.
Zombiitus is not airborne spread, only through direct contact with infected tissue. If they don't bite you, you're fine.
Don't zombies rot and die after some time without food?

Conclusion:
Stock up on supplies
Lock yourself at home for 20-30 days
Run them over in your car
Use a shovel or bat to remove their heads if necessary
Trucks will drive around giving supplies to survivors
Zombies die of hunger
Dead bodies can be made into dog food

PROBLEM FUCKIN' SOLVED!
#12
I'd probably find three other clichéd people and escape in four different scenarios. I'd take either the auto-shotgun or hunting rifle and plenty of pain pills.
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#13
I would stay inside, living on squirrels and cheese, whilst listening to Boston's greatest hits.
#14
I've spent many a lesson working on the old Zombie Plan

well step 1: AVOID THE MALL/SUPERMARKET... thats where everyones gunna go, look for off licences, corner shops stuff like that, might be a better option.

Step 2: Head Back to my house, lock every door I can, then empty contents of cupboards including knives, forks, spoons etc.

Step3: Hide out in attic, window out on to roof, always useful providing these aren't super climbing zombies

Step 4: Kill all necassary zombies, try to make contact to survivors (I am Legend Method)

Step 5: Go to mums, kill phill, go to liz's pick up her, head to the winchester and wait for this all to blow over
#15
Everyone has a zombie plan...

Me? Lots of guns, lots of ammo, lots of friends... and other survival methods. I'll sorta wing it. Guns and ammo is a must.
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#16
i get the feeling no one views this from the scenario that you are in fact one of the millions of people that miraculously turn into a zombie over night, and start the infestation. That's gotta suck, right there.

But anyway. After getting enough supplies i'd probably head to my old school. Think about it: You know all the entrance + exits, you know all the strategic points and you always wanted to run around your school blasting people with a shotgun anyway.

Well, i did.

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#17
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I've spent many a lesson working on the old Zombie Plan

well step 1: AVOID THE MALL/SUPERMARKET... thats where everyones gunna go, look for off licences, corner shops stuff like that, might be a better option.

Step 2: Head Back to my house, lock every door I can, then empty contents of cupboards including knives, forks, spoons etc.

Step3: Hide out in attic, window out on to roof, always useful providing these aren't super climbing zombies

Step 4: Kill all necassary zombies, try to make contact to survivors (I am Legend Method)

Step 5: Go to mums, kill phill, go to liz's pick up her, head to the winchester and wait for this all to blow over :)



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#19
Flamethrower.

Im mental like that, but flaming zombies are more terrifying than plain zombies.

I know i'd have my brains eaten but it would be worth it.

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#23
Quote by Hp312
I've spent many a lesson working on the old Zombie Plan

well step 1: AVOID THE MALL/SUPERMARKET... thats where everyones gunna go, look for off licences, corner shops stuff like that, might be a better option.

Step 2: Head Back to my house, lock every door I can, then empty contents of cupboards including knives, forks, spoons etc.

Step3: Hide out in attic, window out on to roof, always useful providing these aren't super climbing zombies

Step 4: Kill all necassary zombies, try to make contact to survivors (I am Legend Method)

Step 5: Go to mums, kill phill, go to liz's pick up her, head to the winchester and wait for this all to blow over



Don't you WANT to be with everyone else? At least you'll be able to be like, " Oh man oh man oh man, whadda we gonna do? " and have people be like, " I dunno let's go see if there are any more zombies" and then they will go outside and get eaten, and thus you will know that there are indeed zombies out. The'll die, you won't, you get their food rations.
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#25
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Can you knock out zombies with an EMP?



....nnnooooo?


They're zombies, not refrigerators.
#26
I'd use the searchbar.
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#27
id bone all the hot zombies and then go to carls jr for a western bacon burger... then go to disneyland and steal mickey mouse hats... afterwards become the greatest pokemon master evar... then go swimming at the beach
#28
why is this thread done so many times? people are running out of ideas...
anyway if the situation occured i would tryin pretending to be one of them
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#29
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....nnnooooo?


They're zombies, not refrigerators.

Same thing. If it can knock out transistors, it can knock out some zombies!

Although "KILL IT WITH FIRE" seems like the most reasonable option posted so far
#30
Quote by sashki
Aren't zombies, like, really slow?

Ok, let's view this analitically:
Zombies are basically undead people. They are partially decayed, and lacking beef in some parts. Thus, they are not as strong as a living human. Thus, they cannot break into a locked house if you bar the windows.
They do not have the brain capacity to smash your windows with a brick.
Zombiitus is not airborne spread, only through direct contact with infected tissue. If they don't bite you, you're fine.
Don't zombies rot and die after some time without food?

Conclusion:
Stock up on supplies
Lock yourself at home for 20-30 days
Run them over in your car
Use a shovel or bat to remove their heads if necessary
Trucks will drive around giving supplies to survivors
Zombies die of hunger
Dead bodies can be made into dog food

PROBLEM FUCKIN' SOLVED!


i like your logic sir
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#31
Clearly very few of you have seen braindead by peter jackson.

You clearly get a lawn mower and a hefty extention chord and walk aimlessly at the dead..
#32
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Don't you WANT to be with everyone else? At least you'll be able to be like, " Oh man oh man oh man, whadda we gonna do? " and have people be like, " I dunno let's go see if there are any more zombies" and then they will go outside and get eaten, and thus you will know that there are indeed zombies out. The'll die, you won't, you get their food rations.



Honestly, I wouldn't in situations like people go CRAAAAAZZZZZYYYY, ok I'll add in a step 1.5: wait till everyone in shopping center is dead, leg it through get what I ened, leg it back and continue plan as normal
#33
Quote by sashki
Same thing. If it can knock out transistors, it can knock out some zombies!

Although "KILL IT WITH FIRE" seems like the most reasonable option posted so far



All electrical signals in the zombie have stopped. They run on negative energy. EMP rendered useless!


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#34
Quote by sashki
Aren't zombies, like, really slow?

Ok, let's view this analitically:
Zombies are basically undead people. They are partially decayed, and lacking beef in some parts. Thus, they are not as strong as a living human. Thus, they cannot break into a locked house if you bar the windows.
They do not have the brain capacity to smash your windows with a brick.
Zombiitus is not airborne spread, only through direct contact with infected tissue. If they don't bite you, you're fine.
Don't zombies rot and die after some time without food?

Conclusion:
Stock up on supplies
Lock yourself at home for 20-30 days
Run them over in your car
Use a shovel or bat to remove their heads if necessary
Trucks will drive around giving supplies to survivors
Zombies die of hunger
Dead bodies can be made into dog food

PROBLEM FUCKIN' SOLVED!



#35
Well, going to a mall/walmart is pretty stupid. Too many doors for the Zombies to bash into. I'd Rather:

1. Steal my neighbors hummer
2. Stock up on canned food and guns
3. Pick up a friend or two and hide out in my house
4. Dig up all the knives/swords/anything sharp in my house to use as protection
5. Wait for the Zombies to die out

Problem solved
#36
Stock up on food.
Get enough weed to last a month.
If a zombie breaks in, I've got an axe.
Have a cup of tea, and wait for it to all blow over.

Sorted...
#37
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All electrical signals in the zombie have stopped. They run on negative energy. EMP rendered useless!


*picks up shotgun*


Let's rock...

Negative energy = flowing negative charge = flowing electrons = electricity
#38
I would befriend the zombies and live peacefully among them. Violence isn't the answer my friends.
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