#1
let's hear some bitchin ones, either ones u'v heard or ones u make up.


If this has been done, feel free to close this thread, or have me do it
#2
No thanks.
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#4
In. Your. Endo.


/thread
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#6
Lets Pluck Our Twangers Everyone- Rainbow show lol!
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#11
Thats what she said.


/thread (again)
EDIT: ^ Dammit
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#12
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What do you want us to make a pun on?


uh, anything? i didn't think this through a whole lot, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!

i'm sensitive
#13
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#14
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uh, anything? i didn't think this through a whole lot, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!

i'm sensitive

That's what she said.
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#15
Quote by K Dizzle
uh, anything? i didn't think this through a whole lot, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!

i'm sensitive


You have to have something to make a pun on, you can't just make a pun on


...
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#16
Quote by K Dizzle
uh, anything? i didn't think this through a whole lot, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!

i'm sensitive

That's what she said.
#17
That's what TS said.
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#18
yeah i made a thread similar to this a few weeks ago.. was pretty big news..

anyway.. cant think of one.
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#19
"I've got your hot italian sausage right here"

Or anything The Todd says.
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#21
Rape...

That's what she said
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#23
Pun's are for those less fortunate who must rely on wordplay for fun because they can't afford the costs of a cocaine filled life.
#24
Read up on what a pun is:
A pun or paronomasia is a phrase that deliberately exploits confusion between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.

For example, in the sentence "Atheism is a non-prophet institution," the pun lies in the substitition of "prophet" for the similar-sounding word "profit" in the common phrase "non-profit institution".

A pun may also exploit confusion between two senses of the same written or spoken word, due to homophony, homography, homonymy, polysemy, or metaphorical usage. According to Walter Redfern, "To pun is to treat homonyms as synonyms" [1].

Puns are a form of word play, and can occur in all natural languages. By definition, puns must be deliberate; an involuntary substitution of similar words is called a malapropism.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


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#26
I cum into this thread and this is the bull**** I get?

Despicable.
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#27
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Let's hijack this and turn it into a 'That's What She Said' marathon. here's a good one:

"Don't ask me again in 20 minutes, cause I'm gonna say no."

Thats what she said!

That's a whole other thread my friend. in fact.....


*goes off t make thread*
EDIT: nevermind, it wasn't very well recieved.
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#29
Quote by Fender1424
Let's hijack this and turn it into a 'That's What She Said' marathon. here's a good one:

"Don't ask me again in 20 minutes, cause I'm gonna say no."

Thats what she said!



Im Going to Go!


Thats what she said.
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#30
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"I've got your hot italian sausage right here"

Or anything The Todd says.

"You know what else is hard?... I should go."
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#31
that's what shim said
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#34
My girlfriend was round earlier and she messing with one of my glowstick wristbands but she wasn't getting the end into the connector. I said to her "Push it at the end, it'll go in better". She looked at me and then just burst into laughter.
#35
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"I've got your hot italian sausage right here"

Or anything The Todd says.


+Frickin1
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#36
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I cum into this thread and this is the bull**** I get?

Despicable.

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