Poll: Do you like Blonde Jokes?
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View poll results: Do you like Blonde Jokes?
Love Them
21 32%
Hate them
1 2%
They are stereotypical
8 12%
Why did I click in this thread?
36 55%
Voters: 66.
#1
Ok so today we started blonde jokes at our school.
Now I know its considered stereotyping but it can be funny once in a while. Right?
So the best one I heard today was.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Put him/her in a round room and tell him/her to pee in a corner.
then
How does a blonde confuse you?
When he/she comes back out he/she tells you which corner he/she peed in.

So im asking you pit,
can you come up with better jokes?
#3
You started with blonde jokes today...? Where the hell do you live? Canada??
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#5
Quote by Kensai
You started with blonde jokes today...? Where the hell do you live? Canada??

lol no i meant we just started this huge chain
for no apparent reason....
#6
Quote by Kensai
You started with blonde jokes today...? Where the hell do you live? Canada??

Yes...

#7
How do you drow a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and tell them...this works better with blonde women...
"We were one among the fence"
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#8
I love blonde jokes.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?


Her ankles
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#9
Depends on the joke. Some are just plain stupid. In fact.... most of them are.
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#10
Quote by Insanitydenied
How do you drow a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool and tell them...this works better with blonde women...

also glue a mirror to the bottom
#11
Quote by thedudemeister
I love blonde jokes.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?


Her ankles

/thread! hahahaha
#12
Quote by thedudemeister
I love blonde jokes.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?


Her ankles

lol
#13
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I actually can't think of any good ones now, but the ones said already have been pretty good
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#15
whats the difference between a tornado and a blonde?
first the ysuck n blow, then they take your house
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#16
Quote by nikkilouise
blonde jokes..insulting to my kind
but to be fair
i dont really care xD

To be fair, the one 'how does a blonde become more attractive.... ankles behind her ears'

That's not saying a bad thing.... just that you might like to have sex with a blonde.

What I'm trying to say is.... blondes pwn you all >__>
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#17
2 more i just thought of
whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
a mosquito stops suking after you slap it

and

whats the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
sometimes the legs on the ironing board are hard to open

sorry those are really bad

im gonna go punish myself now


#18
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
To be fair, the one 'how does a blonde become more attractive.... ankles behind her ears'

That's not saying a bad thing.... just that you might like to have sex with a blonde.

What I'm trying to say is.... blondes pwn you all >__>

I respectfully disagree, I would have to say brunettes are better......but pics are needed to deside....people post pics Now!
#19
Quote by Cockpuncher 2.0
I respectfully disagree, I would have to say brunettes are better......but pics are needed to deside....people post pics Now!



I agree totally
#20
Quote by Cockpuncher 2.0
I respectfully disagree, I would have to say brunettes are better......but pics are needed to deside....people post pics Now!

Fine, it's on



/fake arrogance


Errrmmm....



?
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#21
what the differncve between a turtle and a blonde?
none, once they're on their backs, their screwed!
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#22
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Fine, it's on

/fake arrogance


Errrmmm....



?
*boing*
Just call me Julius, J, etc.
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#24
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very nice
how much???

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#25
^ = Want

edit: two posts above... and Reva, this is the pit, odds are, a good 3 guys are fapping.
"We were one among the fence"
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#26
Quote by Insanitydenied
^ = Want

edit: two posts above... and Reva, this is the pit, odds are, a good 3 guys are fapping.

lol
dont be jealous just cause u dont have something to fap with

#27
Any joke is a good joke.

Unless it's at my expense...
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#28
Quote by conrad523
lol
dont be jealous just cause u dont have something to fap with


Guessing this is actually aimed at me?

No.

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#29
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Guessing this is actually aimed at me?

No.

Vajayjays > Manbits

lol no it wasnt aimed at u
it was aimed at
insanitydenied
lol ♥ the vayjayjay thing
lol
#30
Quote by conrad523
Now I know its considered stereotyping but it can be funny once in a while. Right?
sometimes, but usually not. most times they're just insults.

What do you get when you hold a bleach-blonde upside down?


a brunette with bad breath.
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#31
I like blondes more than the others
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#32
Quote by Kensai
You started with blonde jokes today...? Where the hell do you live? Canada??


Win.


I live in Canada.
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#34
What are the similarities between a blonde and a tornado?

The blow and blow and then your house is gone

Anyone got the reference?
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