#1
I just dominated one and my toilet got clogged and it almost started to overflow, so I was wondering if anyone had any good stories of things that happened to them while they were on the can. Discuss.
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#2
Get laid while taking a ****...thats love.
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#4
My friend just called me, he was casually talking to me while he was taking a dump. It was awesome.
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#5
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My friend just called me, he was casually talking to me while he was taking a dump. It was awesome.


That is awesome.
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#6
i thought this thread was about getting punched in the balls.
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#8
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i thought this thread was about getting punched in the balls.


i thought it was about getting punched in the intestines
#9
my girlfriend called me last night while i was taking a bat


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#10
I honestly thought that thread was going to be a clever way of asking how stable your plumbing system is.
#12
Sorry man, I have no idea.... women don't poop, y'know?
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#13
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Sorry man, I have no idea.... women don't poop, y'know?


Sorry, I don't.
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#14
one time i was constipated and i was taking a crap. slowly easing it out to avoid any injury to my anus. and the my brother who i guess really needed to take a piss started pounding on the door. it scared me so much that my turd shot right back up my asshole

talk about suprise buttsecks, i was raped by my own chocolate dragon
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#15
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My friend just called me, he was casually talking to me while he was taking a dump. It was awesome.

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#16
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My friend just called me, he was casually talking to me while he was taking a dump. It was awesome.

My friends and I do that all the time...
#17
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i thought it was about getting punched in the intestines

I thought it was the Plumber punching those pipes for your Sewage..
#18
A friend of mine told me he once took such a big crap (the size of a tennis ball, his words, not mine) that he passed out from the pain and woke up on leaning on the toilet paper holder thing. He's not one to make **** like that up either.
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A friend of mine told me he once took such a big crap (the size of a tennis ball, his words, not mine) that he passed out from the pain and woke up on leaning on the toilet paper holder thing. He's not one to make **** like that up either.


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