#1
Does anyone have a tastebud disorder? I've never seen a doctor to get it diagnosed, but I'm pretty sure I have one. Sometimes when I drink Sprite I think I'm eating peanut butter and I can't tell steak apart from chicken, chicken apart from turkey, roast beef apart from chicken, etc.

Anyone else have something like this?
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#2
I can't tell them apart anyways.

Constantly being drunk does that to you.
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#4
Quote by Kensai
I can't tell them apart anyways.

Constantly being drunk does that to you.


+1, I could be eating shit & not even relies it!
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#5
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.......no, seriously,

As for taste disorders, how's your olfactory stuff working? Flavor is half smell, you know.

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#6
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Does anyone have a tastebud disorder? I've never seen a doctor to get it diagnosed, but I'm pretty sure I have one. Sometimes when I drink Sprite I think I'm eating peanut butter and I can't tell steak apart from chicken, chicken apart from turkey, roast beef apart from chicken, etc.

Anyone else have something like this?



BS.
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Quote by in_ur_ugly_face
you have a great imagination but your joke is not funny, so stop trolling this forum


Wait what? What joke?

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BS.


Yeah, because I always like spending my time making up stories about taste bud disorders.
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#8
Quote by StrokeMidnight
Does anyone have a tastebud disorder? I've never seen a doctor to get it diagnosed, but I'm pretty sure I have one. Sometimes when I drink Sprite I think I'm eating peanut butter and I can't tell steak apart from chicken, chicken apart from turkey, roast beef apart from chicken, etc.

Anyone else have something like this?

Sprite is nowhere near the consistency of peanut butter. You don't have a tastebud disorder you have an idiot disorder.
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Maybe your sinuses are to blame? If you can't smell well then it's hard to taste well. And if you had said that sprite 'tasted' like peanut butter to you then not an idiot would you have been called. (passive voice ftw)
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Sprite is nowhere near the consistency of peanut butter. You don't have a tastebud disorder you have an idiot disorder.
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Maybe your sinuses are to blame? If you can't smell well then it's hard to taste well. And if you had said that sprite 'tasted' like peanut butter to you then not an idiot would you have been called. (passive voice ftw)


Haha, well that's what I meant. I don't really think I'm drinking peanut butter, I just sometimes start drinking and I think "This tastes exactly like peanut butter." Then if I look and see that it's actually Sprite the taste changes immediately. It's wierd. Yet kinda cool .
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#10
Quote by in_ur_ugly_face
you have a great imagination but your joke is not funny, so stop trolling this forum

Oh the irony.

On topic, does everything still taste good? You say you can't tell the difference between chicken and steak, so...can you convince yourself that you're eating a delicious steak when you're really eating some bland chicken?

Or does everything just sort of taste like cardboard?
#11
I've never heard of something like this. The only thing I've heard of is everything tasting/smelling like styrofoam.

Sounds like you have taste dyslexia
#12
When your dehydrated, any everything tastes the same.
grok it.

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#13
as much as id like to rant on you i kinda feel sympathy for you, ya see i once had a condition very similar to yours, i couldnt tell the difference from a good thread and this one
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as much as id like to rant on you i kinda feel sympathy for you, ya see i once had a condition very similar to yours, i couldnt tell the difference from a good thread and this one

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#16
Quote by stoner179
turkey flavored steak?!?..thats outrageous!


It's pretty interesting . Depending on what food I think I'm eating, that's the food I taste (only sometimes though, that's if I don't see the food before I put it in my mouth).
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#17
Tastbud disorders?
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Does anyone have a tastebud...
what the frak is a tastbud
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#18
Sometimes I yawn and taste something that I haven't eaten in months.

Could be AIDS.