#1
For my narration description class i have to write an essay on an aspect of society, and pretty much take a side on it and make fun of it. I decided to do fantasy football, because i just dont seem to get all the hype. Please dont turn this into a flame fest, its just not my thing. But i was wondering if there was any material you guys had that would be funny for the paper, it can be anything, exaggerating and sarcasm are encouraged. fire away!
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I don't get it either. Hopefully someone will pop in with some hilarity.
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#4
fantasy football- dungeons and dragons for those who used to beat up those who played dungeons and dragons
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#5
football, that game where they throw the ball around and run up and down the field. the huge guys tackling each other. usually over run by advertising and retarted announcers who say the most ridiculous things from time to time.

and for your topic, i play, i get the hype. its a fun way to be interested in more than one game a week which your team is playing in. but i, not hating for your idea. i usta think it was retarted till i played. its a fun way of trying to figure out the stats and odds that a group of set players have a better week than your opponent..... but to each his own.

im usually pretty sarcastic, i'll try to think something up
#6
I'm an english major and this is by far the weirdest topic I've ever heard for a paper, especially one that encourages over-exaggeration of stuff.
But anyway I guess the only gripe I ever had with fantasy football is how people can be die hard fans of a team, but if your favorite team is going up against someone in your fantasy roster then you don't mind if your team does bad, you kinda become a turncoat for your team because you're so concerned with winning some fake championship.
Edit: It is worth noting that a big part of the allure is that money is usually involved. If I hadn't been a lazy bum I woulda been in a league that's playing for $500 bucks like my roommate.
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#7
i know all my classmates are crazy about that and whenever i ask them what it is theyre like you get points and earn stuff. Wtf?
#8
hahaha fantasy football. recruiting other guys to see how good they perform. what a waste of time just like guitar hero.
#9
i know all my classmates are crazy about that and whenever i ask them what it is theyre like you get points and earn stuff. Wtf?
#10
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i know all my classmates are crazy about that and whenever i ask them what it is theyre like you get points and earn stuff. Wtf?


Please stop.
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i know all my classmates are crazy about that and whenever i ask them what it is theyre like you get points and earn stuff. Wtf?



take the dick out of your ass and stop typing like a moron.
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#12
What is this fantasy football? Is it this?



Because that's what I got when I googled it.
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Because that's what I got when I googled it.


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haha that one is pretty good.
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