#1
so, I live in a small town. There is this bitch that lives in my town that likes to spread rumors and get people into ****ed up situations. For example, she got a friend of mine arrested for vandalism of property that she tagged and framed my friend. She also once got a guy I know arrested for rape when he never touched her. We will call this girl "Bitch" just to keep it simple.

So I had a few days ago, I had a few beers and I went playing in the mud. well, I got stuck, and Bitch's boyfriend (who is a friend of a friend) pulled me out. Well he had told her that he bailed me out.

I find out today that she is going around telling everyone that will listen that we were together that night and that she drank with me, got stuck in the mud with me and gave me head.

Here's the problem, not only was she not with me, and I didn't get head, but this girl is 15 and I'm 20. That little fact is starting to scare the **** out of me seeing what she's done in the past. Granted, I have a couple witnesses, but still, I'm really worried and I don't want to go to Jail for something that never happened. So, Pit, what should I do about this?

SHORT VERSION: A 15 year old girl is going around saying that she gave me head and I'm 20... aww **** it, read the damn wall of text, you'll get more out of it.
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#2
Ok..


Well you have a witness, or a few, so what's the problem?


Talk to her and find out why she's so insecure and has to spread pathetic rumours.
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#3
I'm confused about the whole "stuck in the mud" part. Cereally, what the hell are you talking about?

Edit: If you're concerned about her taking legal action against you there's not nearly enough evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you raped her face.
#4
Do nothing. Nothing you can do. If you confront her you might just aggitate her to the point where what happened to people you know happens to you.
#5
your not old enough to drink
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#6
Alibi is your friend.

Also, if it really matters, they can do the cotton swab test to search for semen in her mouth

then they compare it to yours
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#7
Hate kids like that. If you're really in a small town and everyone knows she does this shit, just rally everyone you know and have them all testify against her.
#8
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raped her face.



i lol'ed haha

yea and kick this girls ass and such
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#9
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I'm confused about the whole "stuck in the mud" part. Cereally, what the hell are you talking about?

Edit: If you're concerned about her taking legal action against you there's not nearly enough evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you raped her face.


with the whole stuck in the mud was, I went playing in the mudd with my car and had to be towed out. Her boyfriend told her that he bailed me out. She's been going around saying that she was with me that night when she wasn't. that what i'm getting at about the whole stuck in mud scenario.
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#11
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Do nothing. Nothing you can do. If you confront her you might just aggitate her to the point where what happened to people you know happens to you.

Agreed. Just don't do anything and see what happens.

You said you've got witnesses and obviously this girl has gotten a reputation at this point, so I wouldn't really worry. If the police actually come and try to get you, get your friend to talk to her boyfriend and have him help you out.

Also, what were you doing in the mud? I keep imagining you getting your car stuck in the mud but I'm sure I'm off.

EDIT: Hey, I was actually right about the mud
#12
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grab her and start shaking her, shouting "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

This
#13
Fap.
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#15
Tell her that if she stops telling that rumor she can really give you head. Thats obviously what she wants because of the rumor.
#16
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I'm confused about the whole "stuck in the mud" part. Cereally, what the hell are you talking about?

Edit: If you're concerned about her taking legal action against you there's not nearly enough evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you raped her face.

... obviously he was 4x4ing. jeeze lol.

i love how i was slightly wrong. 2x4ing. woo.
#17
insist on a polygraph test. Then when she fails, insist she take a test for all the other cases. Then when shes in jail, go visit her and be like, "Owned Bitch"
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#18
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with the whole stuck in the mud was, I went playing in the mudd with my car and had to be towed out. Her boyfriend told her that he bailed me out. She's been going around saying that she was with me that night when she wasn't. that what i'm getting at about the whole stuck in mud scenario.

Oh okay, hard to tell on the pit with the whole "if there's grass on the field play ball, if not go out back and play in the mud" since she's underage

I really think you'd be in the clear legally, but I'm sure you'll get some weird looks and overhear conversations about it socially.
#19
I highly doubt you'll be indicted with anything if you have witnesses. If you're worried about everyone thinking you're a pedo, you can take her to Small Claims court (thats what its called in Aus) and sue her for slander. Something like that can be very damaging to ones character.
#20
Spread vicious rumors of your own.
Something along the lines of her being a prostitute on weekends.
#21
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I highly doubt you'll be indicted with anything if you have witnesses. If you're worried about everyone thinking you're a pedo, you can take her to Small Claims court (thats what its called in Aus) and sue her for slander. Something like that can be very damaging to ones character.


its called the same thing in America
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#22
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Spread vicious rumors of your own.
Something along the lines of her being a prostitute on weekends.


That's probably not a rumor.


Yeah, small claims may be a good way at getting back at her.
#23
spread a rumor about her just for payback for all the people thats hes ****ed over
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#24
Spreading rumours about her will just amplify her actions, and doing nothing about it she'll keep on going about doing this. What you need to do is explain to her why she does this after figuring it out yourself, and you have to get into her mind and just **** **** up. After that she won't do anything of the sort ever again, and she won't ever talk to you again.
After telling her all of this, explain to her how pathetic she is and how no matter what you will always be the higher person.
That's my advice, and considering you're 20, I think you could do this pretty easily.
#25
In my town, this girl would be outcasted and more than likely actually killed.

But that's just my town. *cough*mostlyme*cough*

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You should find some way to counteract this bitch....because you dont need to end up in jail just because some little bitch has the whole minor thing running for her.

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#26
kill her, then rape her.
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#27
Okay one thing I don't get, her boyfriend was there, and she's saying she gave head to you as her boyfriend helped you out. Uh hello, tell that shit to her boyfriend. If he doesn't believe you, she's a skank, if he does believe you, she's a lying skank. Problem solved.
#28
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Spreading rumours about her will just amplify her actions, and doing nothing about it she'll keep on going about doing this. What you need to do is explain to her why she does this after figuring it out yourself, and you have to get into her mind and just **** **** up. After that she won't do anything of the sort ever again, and she won't ever talk to you again.
After telling her all of this, explain to her how pathetic she is and how no matter what you will always be the higher person.
That's my advice, and considering you're 20, I think you could do this pretty easily.


Oh damn **** my plan do this
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#29
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Spreading rumours about her will just amplify her actions, and doing nothing about it she'll keep on going about doing this. What you need to do is explain to her why she does this after figuring it out yourself, and you have to get into her mind and just **** **** up. After that she won't do anything of the sort ever again, and she won't ever talk to you again.
After telling her all of this, explain to her how pathetic she is and how no matter what you will always be the higher person.
That's my advice, and considering you're 20, I think you could do this pretty easily.


O_o

Why the **** are you in my mind?

GET OUT!

I do this to people all the time...

>_>

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#31
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Why the **** are you in my mind?

GET OUT!

I do this to people all the time...

>_>

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You won't ever find them, thought about you figuring out ahead of time
#32
Yeah, that whole "stuck in the mud" was a bit sus haha, but yeah, sue her for slander, and if that doesn't work, either bash her or spread rumours back.