#1
Okay, after "Zombie Apocolypse" I found that alot of people disagreed on a few things like,

1. What a zombie is?
2. What a zombie does?
3. Do zombies eat?

etc...

this thread is for everyone to argue out what a zombie truly is, please don't hold back we need to truly define a zombie before we can continue with any other zombie threads

feel free to pose new questions about zombies, or anything zombie related.

and again...

ALL HAIL ZOMBIE THREADS!!! **** THE SEARCHBAR!!!
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#2
it is a fictional character. it can do nothing. it doesnt exist therefore it cant eat.
#4
They stare at the TV all day...
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#5
1. A mindless being, the undead. a braindead person.
2.Moan alot, limp, stand still looking at nothing.
3.Depends, yes if they are the undead, braiiinsss.


Now does anyone have a zombie plan?
#6
Quote by Jay Sanderson
1. A mindless being, the undead. a braindead person.
2.Moan alot, limp, stand still looking at nothing.
3.Depends, yes if they are the undead, braiiinsss.



the first two apply to my best friend now that his girlfriend makes all of his decisions for him
lol
#7
1. What is a zombie? A Turtwig in disguise.
2. What does a zombie do? Rakerape your mother and sister when you're sleeping.
3. What does a zombie eat? Pussy.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#8
I'm a pro when it comes to zombie logistics. I am a certified zombie-transport driver and own a specially reinforced zombie-transport-truck for long range zombie delivery.
#9
Quote by TheQuailman
I'm a pro when it comes to zombie logistics. I am a certified zombie-transport driver and own a specially reinforced zombie-transport-truck for long range zombie delivery.


a funural home herse driver?
#10
Quote by jymellis
a funural home herse driver?

Pretty close, but rather the other way around. My work begins with a shovel in my hand on the graveyard in the middle of the night.
#11
Quote by TheQuailman
Pretty close, but rather the other way around. My work begins with a shovel in my hand on the graveyard in the middle of the night.


so your the fuker that beat me to the goods last night
#12
What's with all the zombie threads?

Just go back to watching Dawn of the Dead and leave us all be.