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#5
I read it in the metro this morning, got half way through, was horrified and couldn't read on
#6
some one said about this in biology today (we' were doing the pros and cons of stem cell research). our teacher had to leave the room she was affected by it that much
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#9

I've had my tear for the day
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#11
That's horrible
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#12
Her vagina must be the size of a station wagon.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#13
What!? How can you mistake having a baby and a bad case of diarhea? Something's not right here...
#14
This is potentially the worst thing I've read all day.

I don't bowlieve it.

I'm going to hell.
#16
How did she not know she was giving birth? By all accounts, it's a bit more painful than diarrhoea.
#17
Quote by nebiru
Her vagina must be the size of a station wagon.


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#18
Quote by filthandfury
I know how to react.



Same.

Quote by HamOfGod
ololololololololololol. baby got pwnt.


Wow, you're hilarious.
#19
Quote by Jehuty
Like...well..


They come out of different holes right?

This.
This is what you get.
This is what you get.
This what you get when you mess with us.
#21
Quote by SmarterChild
How did she not know she was giving birth. By all accounts, it's a more painful than diarrhoea.

Then you've never had dierrhea like me.
#24
I honestly can't believe she didn't realise she had given birth..that's pretty disturbing anyway.
#25
First of all, why would she hide the condition from friends and family? And this brings me to the second point... how the **** could she NOT realize she gave birth? According to many accounts, that is the most pain a woman can go through.
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#26
Quote by HamOfGod
ololololololololololol. baby got pwnt.


I know it's The Pit, but the jokes stop at a certain point. I had an effect on me just reading it, so just try and imagine how she must've felt.
#27
a...people this idiotic and deceptive should not enjoy the comforts and privileges of an average person, unless they're metally retarded.

How could you now know you gave birth?
Why not tell the father, if you've been with him for 11 months, or w/e it was?
Are you a fucking moron?

I don't think anyone could make up anything this...weird.

"I looked down and saw my son's foot sticking out of the bowl"
#28
Quote by Gibson06
First of all, why would she hide the condition from friends and family? And this brings me to the second point... how the **** could she NOT realize she gave birth? According to many accounts, that is the most pain a woman can go through.

Right, and most diarrhea loads don't cause contractions, amirite?
#30
what the actual ****

RIP though
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#31
Quote by TheMidasTouch
Damn. That little baby could have saved the world, but instead he died a shi tty death.


Statistically, he would be more likely to be a rapist.

No offense, but that is a very bad argument to use.

edit: Now I saw the word ****ty.

#32
Quote by StratoTele
Then you've never had dierrhea like me.

I only have pain from diarrhoea after I've spent half the night wiping my arse.

Arse gravy just drops out. Babies don't.
#34
Poor partner.
I know how he feels though, I left my cellphone in my Dads car this morning.
I don't remember where I was,
When I realized life was a game.
The more seriously I took things,
The harder the rules became.
#35
Her career must have went down the drain after this little mishap.
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#36
What the Fook.
I honestly don't know what else to say .
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#37
Quote by Alexander_BR
Statistically, he would be more likely to be a rapist.

No offense, but that is a very bad argument to use.


Ummm you are a child rapist. This baby defied all odds, he would have been a power ranger.
#39
I know some of you might take this as a joke, but seriously, what was the point of naming the thing? In my opinion that makes it sound like she flushed her already-born child down, as though he'd been around for a while now.

That is pretty nasty though.
#40
Quote by Teej212
woul dthis qualify for the darwin awards?

No, because the baby wasn't a dumb asswhipe.
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