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#5
your.....eh....thread !!

" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#6
Womens Rights.
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#9
This thread has potential...
Quote by abstract pie
Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality



You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
#11
^ I wish I was as funny as you guys...


Seriously though. What has 8 legs and makes women scream?


Gangrape.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#14
Quote by deftonesordie
your mom's thread's face!


" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#15
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#17
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"Why the long face?"


... The horse shamefully replies with,
"I have AIDs"
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#19
Jokes arent actually that funny..

its people acting like general prats and taking the piss out of other that are funny..
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Egnater Tourmaster Series 412B 280W 4x12 Cabinet
#22
What does your mom and McDonald's have in common?


They both have a dollar menu.....
#23
why is santas sack so big..


cause he only comes once a year!!! triplelolbucket! :P
#24
a priest, a minister, and a rabi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, a joke?"
#25
Quote by nebiru

THIS.
Setup..:
Fender Roadhouse Strat
Fender Hotrod Deluxe amp
BOSS DS-2
Dunlop Jimi Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#26
Quote by nebiru


Is it just me. Or the guy on the left...

His trousers are like, connected to his boots.
They're like one piece.

You could also be more original, but eh. The amount of people that have said 'Women's Rights' (Which I would like to say I BEAT YOU ALL TO IT ). I think I can let you off.
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#27
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"Why the long face?"


... The horse shamefully replies with,
"I have AIDs"

You ruined my favourite joke of all time....
#28
3 blokes go into a pub and one of them is a little bit stupid. Then the whole scene unfolds in a tedious inevitibility...
#29
a dyslectic guy walks into a bra


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#30
Two men were out hunting. One accidentally shoots himself. The other whips out his cell phone and calls the ambulance. The dispatcher says " Sir, can you make sure your friend is actually dead?" A shot is heard from the man's end of the line. He comes back and says "Yeah, i'm pretty sure he's dead. Pm for clarification.
"We were one among the fence"
Quote by diofan88
You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#32
A man and a woman walked into a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but I raped your mom.
#34
A man walks into a bar.

haha
Blogging is Narrating your life to a world that doesn't care.
#36
Two men and a dog walk into a bar.


... Ouch. Ouch. Woof.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#37
Gear:
Ibanez S470 BK with a Dimarzio Evo in bridge
Jet city Jca2112rc
Digitech Bad Monkey
#38
Why did the monkey fall out of a tree?

Because it was dead...

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the monkey!
#39
Quote by texico11
There was Pope John, If you remember. The last Pope was Pope John Paul. The next Pope's gonna be Pope John Paul George. I think we see where they're going with this...



that is my new favorite joke thank you
#40
Quote by noxiosimitator
a dyslectic guy walks into a bra

I like you
Quote by Retro Rocker


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haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
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