#1
and suddenly you wake up, and nobody in the whole world is alive....
so you walk around in a daze but then a really pretty girl from your school calls out to you... you two decide to stick together and try to find more people
she doesn't like you that much at first....

do you think if a year went by without finding any other male that you would get laid?
#2
probably
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#5
are you planning to kill everyone except a girl you have a crush on in school?
i dont think that would get you laid. sorry bud.
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#6
yeah, the girl would want to as well IMO. It's not just guys who like sex you know...
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#7
So. You wanna kill everyone in the world except for that one chick ONLY to get laid?


You fap too much.
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do you think if a year went by without finding any other male that you would get laid?

Umm... I don't do males.
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So. You wanna kill everyone in the world except for that one chick ONLY to get laid?


You fap too much.


i never said i wanted to kill anyone i just said if like you woke up one day and everybody was gone
#12
Well, yes, your social status would skyrocket.
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#13
Planning a nuclear apocalypse, are we? I like your style .
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Umm... I don't do males.



He means if the girl didn't find any other males.
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#18
Somebody's desperate.......

and freaky.......
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#21
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are you planning to kill everyone except a girl you have a crush on in school?
i dont think that would get you laid. sorry bud.


No, he'd totally get laid.

Just by some big muscular guy named Bubba in the showers.
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I guess you are one of these people at school?


With a name like Wankmaster, I think so too .
#24
That's the most desperate fantasy i've ever heard.

I'd get some perspective before I went insane, if I was was you.
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#25
what happens if it was just you and some random guy? not only would you have to be gay to get laid, but you'd have to accept the fact you are one of the last people alive and if you outlive the other dude you spend time truly alone.
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No, he'd totally get laid.

Just by some big muscular guy named Bubba in the showers.

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