#1
So, im going to see twilight on friday nonono

and im going with a HUGE twilight fan, this will be her 3rd time seeing the movie

im gonna try pissing her off

so far im bringing a laser pointer, and everytime i eat my popcorn, im going to loudly go OM NOM NOM NOM

any ideas?
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#3
People pay for that, ya know?
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#7
When will you learn to stop coming to UG with every stupid idea you have?
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#9
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This.


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Ass..


its not organized flaming, this kid is ****ing retarded that's all. If he was in a theater of a movie you'd been waiting for months to see wouldn't you be pissed if he was using a laser pointer and chewing like a camel?
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#10
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When will you learn to stop coming to UG with every stupid idea you have?
+1 to Metaldud. But no Pokemon reference?


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#13
When Edward Cullen first comes onto the screen, all the fangirls will most likely cheer. I promtly yelled THATS DISGUSTING. Maybe try that?
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#14
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its not organized flaming, this kid is ****ing retarded that's all. If he was in a theater of a movie you'd been waiting for months to see wouldn't you be pissed if he was using a laser pointer and chewing like a camel?



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y dont u get with her insted of hating

and, I like this.
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#15
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Don't be an ass.

Yea don't be this guy's avatar

But seriously..3 times in less than a week?
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#16
I feel bad for you..

not only does it seem like you have no respect for other people who are going to pay money to see the movie

you're going to be an ass and make the girl probally really pissed at you

and you're a leafs fan..

so my word of advice to you is good luck in life and also just watch the movie or you know don't go
#18
Instead of trying to be a douche get her to like you more..
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#19
rape

trust me, rape is surprisingly annoying and unpleasant. Or just fap into the popcorn, that should piss her off, who wants to eat popcorn with that on top?

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#20
1. Buy a box/bag of popcorn.
2. Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box/bag.
3. Set the popcorn on your lap.
4. Put your dick in the hole.
5. Let her eat the popcorn.
6. Wait.
7. Wait.
8. Profit.
#21
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rape

trust me, rape is surprisingly annoying and unpleasant. Or just fap into the popcorn, that should piss her off, who wants to eat popcorn with that on top?



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#22
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When Edward Cullen first comes onto the screen, all the fangirls will most likely cheer. I promtly yelled THATS DISGUSTING. Maybe try that?


this is EXACTLY what i was hoping for when i made this thread
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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#23
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1. Buy a box/bag of popcorn.
2. Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box/bag.
3. Set the popcorn on your lap.
4. Put your dick in the hole.
5. Let her eat the popcorn.
6. Wait.
7. Wait.
8. Profit.


haha, sadly, ive seen that happen in a porn video
i laughed
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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#24
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this is EXACTLY what i was hoping for when i made this thread


I guess you weren't hoping to be flamed by nearly everyone else?
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#25
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Yea don't be this guy's avatar

But seriously..3 times in less than a week?


and yes, day it came out, the sunday following (2 days later), and now friday
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I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#26
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I guess you weren't hoping to be flamed by nearly everyone else?


i was, but i was hoping some people would actually give me some ideas
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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#27
I usually do this in any movie I go see in the theater. When the opening credits go, and nothing is going on, I loudly ask "Is this the one with Tom Hanks in it?"

I get lulz every time.
#28
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I usually do this in any movie I go see in the theater. When the opening credits go, and nothing is going on, I loudly ask "Is this the one with Tom Hanks in it?"

I get lulz every time.


the theatre will prolly be filled with annoying fan girls, who wont find any amusement in that, but what the hell, worth a try
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B==WD~~~


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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#29
Don't be an annoying idiot, if anyone ever did that at a movie I was attending I would beat the **** out of them and eject them from the theater myself (and by eject I mean toss into the dumpster in the back)
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#30
Quote by KwikKopy
1. Buy a box/bag of popcorn.
2. Cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box/bag.
3. Set the popcorn on your lap.
4. Put your dick in the hole.
5. Let her eat the popcorn.
6. Wait.
7. Wait.
8. Profit.



+1 ****ing million lol

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#31
Two friends and I are buying pirate costumes tomorrow. There's a movie theatre next to the costume store. We will be buying tickets to Twilight (when there are a lot of fangirls, we'll watch for a while and see what theatre has the most), and change in the dark in the theatre.

We will obtain seats in the front row. At every sad/touching/dramatic moment, we will stand up and dance below the screen.

*hinthint*
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#32
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Two friends and I are buying pirate costumes tomorrow. There's a movie theatre next to the costume store. We will be buying tickets to Twilight (when there are a lot of fangirls, we'll watch for a while and see what theatre has the most), and change in the dark in the theatre.

We will obtain seats in the front row. At every sad/touching/dramatic moment, we will stand up and dance below the screen.

*hinthint*


OMG, HAHAHHA
i actually laughed, let me know how it goes if you do it
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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#33
Just keep yelling Harry Potter is better. My friend was in the same situation as you and got kicked out for doing it.
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#34
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Two friends and I are buying pirate costumes tomorrow. There's a movie theatre next to the costume store. We will be buying tickets to Twilight (when there are a lot of fangirls, we'll watch for a while and see what theatre has the most), and change in the dark in the theatre.

We will obtain seats in the front row. At every sad/touching/dramatic moment, we will stand up and dance below the screen.

*hinthint*


I would like to add an idea... swordfight, and then when one of you gets carried away (which will happen, you have an audience, and your loving the attention), start a quick fight, and before they can call the manager, copy one of the romantic scenes with each other, in gay pirate accent. You will then be in possesion of my eternal love



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#35
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I would like to add an idea... swordfight, and then when one of you gets carried away (which will happen, you have an audience, and your loving the attention), start a quick fight, and before they can call the manager, copy one of the romantic scenes with each other, in gay pirate accent. You will then be in possesion of my eternal love


yea, youd have mine too. but if the manager comes in, continuously prod him with your sword and keep distance so he cant catch you
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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#36
when people kiss go "oooooooo there gonna get it on tonight!" laugh at sad parts cry at happy parts
#37
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when people kiss go "oooooooo there gonna get it on tonight!" laugh at sad parts cry at happy parts


sadly, i cant cry on command
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I use those bread bag clips as ninja stars, i once hit a Jehovahs witnesses guy on the head with one.

I squinted my eyes and said "Where is your god now"



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#38
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sadly, i cant cry on command

l2
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#39
simple

dont go I just got back from that movie with some friends and..


IT SUCKED!!! to much romance so stay away from there
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