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#1
...you've ever urinated/taken a ****?
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Last edited by donender at Nov 25, 2008,
#5
Weirdest place I've taken a **** might be a urinal.

No in all seriousness one of them old French toilets. Remember them? A hole in the freakin' floor. I mean come on France!

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#9
Sewer/drain thing on the side of the street.
In front of my house but there was always our cars and the side of the house next door that blocked me
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#10
Off a balcony in Majorca, off a monument in Majorca, in a sink in a club in Majorca


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#15
...In an attic, with people watching? I dunno, probably in a tent in the middle of the woods.
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In a Potplant in the pool yard of a Motel on the Gold Coast at 3am in the morning.
(I swear I didn't know they had security cameras there!)
also my mate took a dump in the pool that same night!
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#20
Oh yeah, for me it was a bottle.

At the back of a coach.

It was a ****ing long journey man, don't judge me (i'm talking about pissing by the way).
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#23
i've taken a **** on the floor of an ace hardware store. they just couldn't show me where the ****in bathrooms are.
#24
I had to pee in a cup one time.
Or just peeing outside is weird for me because I have a vajayjay and it's all awkward.
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#25
I use to have epilepsy and when I had my seizures I would piss myself

so in class countless times

also I **** myself in the school bathroom because I thought I had to fart in 4th grade
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#26
In a desert on the interstate in texas.
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#27
Incidentally, I know the average amount of urine I expel when I urinate. I camp up in the woods in the fall sometimes and I have this little shack. Sometimes I just don't want to go out to piss at night because it's pretty cold sometimes so I just piss in my empty water bottles. They are labeled 500ml and I always fill them up.
#28
In a janitors cupboard at the Vfest in Toronto. The queue for the toilets were huuuuuuuuuuuge and the stereophonics were gonna come on soon
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#29
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Weirdest place I've taken a **** might be a urinal.



I actually have taken a shit in a urinal once. I blame the Japanese restaurant I did it at. It wouldn't have happened if they had more than one toilet.
#31
the weirdest place iv pissed is inside my foreskin,i held the foreskin and it blew up like a balloon!! then i let go and it went everywhere...including my eye...,the weirdest place iv shat is in a condom, i slapped it on a friends head while he was asleep for laughs
haha ........


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Quote by boreamor
Weirdest place I've taken a **** might be a urinal.

No in all seriousness one of them old French toilets. Remember them? A hole in the freakin' floor. I mean come on France!


same
#33
In Russia,while juggling 3 monkeys that were on fire and singing the national anthem.
#34
****? in a book at the library, 3 different urinals, my neighbors front porch, in the woods and infront of a public restroom..... it was locked. annnnnddd pissing, nowhere really interesting, a few peoples car door handles nothing major.
#35
Took a dump in an elevator, peed off a balcony over a boardwalk. Same hotel lol.
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#36
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I pissed in a forest once.
Not really weird, but far out, there were so many mosquitoes
and I was terrified of either getting bitten on the old penis or catching some strange mosquito disease or pissing on myself when I was trying to swat them away.
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the weirdest place iv pissed is inside my foreskin,i held the foreskin and it blew up like a balloon!! then i let go and it went everywhere...including my eye...,the weirdest place iv shat is in a condom, i slapped it on a friends head while he was asleep for laughs
haha ........

I've done that before (not the **** in condom, the foreskin thing), its pretty odd, i would say feels good, man but it dosen't really, its actually pretty painful.
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#39
In a tipped over public portable urinals that are actually portable urinals (as in no closed door, you piss in the open. But yeh, it had tipped and I was pissed and I needed to piss, so I done it.
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