#1
so i hate clubbing. you can't hear yourself think let alone hear what someone else is saying, i don't dance and i don't like the music they play in clubs, so i just stand around, waiting to go home.

this night (or last night, whatever) i went on a footie social, and the last place we went to was a club. i left after 15 minutes and came home. everyone seems to love clubbing, but to me it is just boring.

so if there is anyone else out there who dislikes clubs, please join in and place your rants here.

/rant
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#2
What's your point with this thread though, really?


Don't go.
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#3
why rant? how about just don't go in the first place then there's no reason to complain.
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#5
I've never been to one, but I think I would agree if I had.

They just don't sound fun, IMO.

(I dislike dancing, BTW)
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#6
Thats why they have alcohol at clubs
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#7
i dont like clubs either, the ladies there a ****ing hot, but some of them go overboard with the slut look. But clubbing tends to get gay also after a while, you always run into some gay guy trying to dance with you.......
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#8
the social was a "requirement" - just some drinking games and then we finished up in a club. it just happens that i dont like clubs and i feel like a bit of a killjoy for leaving early.

EDIT: yes, the thread FAILS but Einstein said he was no good at maths and look what he achieved.
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#10
Dancing is always fun if you're open minded about it and make a joke out of it. I don't really see how so many people don't like it.
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#11
clubbing is awesome. I love to feel the satisfying crunch of bone under my mace.
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#13
talk to people in the smoking pits
thats what we do most of the time
be social
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#14
I hate it too...

That's why I DON'T GO.

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Dancing is always fun if you're open minded about it and make a joke out of it. I don't really see how so many people don't like it.


I don't derive pleasure from moving my body in a random, bizarre fashion...

Well, unless it's headbanging.

Frankly, I don't see how so many people enjoy dancing.
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#16
it depends on what kind of club you go to, I hate typical dance clubs, but I'm quite fond of goth clubs and rock clubs (with live music).
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#17
Alright, okay, cool.
You could go just throw down if you hate it so much. Or just don't go.
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I hate it too...

That's why I DON'T GO.


I don't derive pleasure from moving my body in a random, bizarre fashion...

Well, unless it's headbanging.

Frankly, I don't see how so many people enjoy dancing.

I don't know, it's just fun to make a joke of yourself and just have fun and interact with other people. The best kind of dance is by far skanking though.
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i dont like clubs either, the ladies there a ****ing hot, but some of them go overboard with the slut look. But clubbing tends to get gay also after a while, you always run into some gay guy trying to dance with you.......


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#20
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I don't know, it's just fun to make a joke of yourself and just have fun and interact with other people. The best kind of dance is by far skanking though.


I don't think it's fun to make a joke out of myself. I have a very dry sense of humour much of the time. I prefer sly deadpan to moving about like a buffoon. I also don't like people.
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I don't think it's fun to make a joke out of myself. I have a very dry sense of humour much of the time. I prefer sly deadpan to moving about like a buffoon. I also don't like people.

Each to their own I guess.
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#24
If you don't like any of those rave-ish clubs, don't go to them.

I also hate the music they play (dance remixes of good songs especially.)
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#26
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so i hate clubbing. you can't hear yourself think let alone hear what someone else is saying, i don't dance and i don't like the music they play in clubs, so i just stand around, waiting to go home.

this night (or last night, whatever) i went on a footie social, and the last place we went to was a club. i left after 15 minutes and came home. everyone seems to love clubbing, but to me it is just boring.

so if there is anyone else out there who dislikes clubs, please join in and place your rants here.

/rant


ever been to a rock concert?
#27
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Isn't getting laid by filthy sluts who **** a different desperate guy every time they go to the club and whose breath smells like cum the whole idea of clubbing?

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#28
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i dont like clubs either, the ladies there a ****ing hot, but some of them go overboard with the slut look. But clubbing tends to get gay also after a while, you always run into some gay guy trying to dance with you.......



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#29
The whole idea of "clubbing" seems lame to me...
I don't like getting wasted, listing to ****ty music or being surrounded drunk skanks...