#1
So i was at my best friends house the other day and he wasnt thier so his mom told me to come in because it was raining and said i should sit down and wait for a bit she, she started to talking to me all weird and using sexual innuendos and she could see i didnt get what she was getting at. so she told me this:she wants us all to have a threesome. and i really dont want to do it! its wrong as hell! how the hell do i tell my best friend his OWN MOTHER WANTS ALL 3 OF US TO HAVE SEX!.the weird thing with this is, I actually am quite attracted to her,and its driving me crazy! the fact that im bi makes this alot harder for me to deal with because,i saw my friend get out of the shower through a gap in the door and he has a huge penis! and i felt really horny and confused and whenever i seriously think about doing it i get really turned on and then say to myself "no im not liking this, stop you idiot" but then i get even more turned on! its gotten worse since that day because when i slept around his house (his mom wasnt thier) when he was asleep i wanted to sneakily give him head but i settled on pulling his shorts down and ...masturbating! am i going crazy here?!?!
#4
Troll?
"Ultimate"-Guitar is the worst website on the internet. Polluted with unintelligent mongoloids.
#5
uhh....wow...
i'm shocked. why would you pull my shorts down and not tell me?
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#7
you obviously need to commit suicide, discreetly
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#10
Don't feed the trolls
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#11
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Back to /b/ with you.



i would never, ever go on that site...oh and thanks for your help
#13
Hey.

TS.

This isn't 4chan.

That won't work here.

Go away.
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#14
I would say fap but apparently you've already got that covered
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#16
troll
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even if you are serious ug is not the place to ask
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#17
dude, **** her, **** her hard, it'll feel good, and why were you looking at me take a shower? my mom deserves ur dick in her
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#19
well....


*ponders*

i know!

f*ck his dad!
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#20
obvious troll is obvious
anhero faggot
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#21
I'd totally go for it.

>.>

I mean, uh, troll! 4chan! Yeah...
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#22
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troll
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even if you are serious ug is not the place to ask



your pathetic you: "teacher! teacher!! billy kicked me in teh ballsorz because i eat knobzors" teacher:"so am i suck my cocksorz!!111"
#23
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So i was at my best friends house the other day and he wasnt thier so his mom told me to come in because it was raining and said i should sit down and wait for a bit she, she started to talking to me all weird and using sexual innuendos and she could see i didnt get what she was getting at. so she told me this:she wants us all to have a threesome. and i really dont want to do it! its wrong as hell! how the hell do i tell my best friend his OWN MOTHER WANTS ALL 3 OF US TO HAVE SEX!.the weird thing with this is, I actually am quite attracted to her,and its driving me crazy! So I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air


fixxed
#24
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troll
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even if you are serious ug is not the place to ask


when was the pit ever serious? if you don't like it go elsewhere.
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#25
if you want to act like retards go to /b/
look at his join date it was today
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The 2 best colours EVER pitted against each other? No wai!

I voted lime.

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btw lime kicked ass

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#26
yes you should.
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#27
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if you want to act like retards go to /b/
look at his join date it was today


so? it gave me a good laugh.
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#28
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