#1
Okay, ahem. Sorry for the bold, attention grabbing title. This is funny.

My friend and I were "seshing" in a local park, where no one could see us. So, we've just attached a hookah tube into the choke of our bong, and are hitting it. We're laughing, saying stupid, random things and then as we're lighting up again, I hear (and see) someone coming. I warn my friend and he quickly attempts to hide the bong. Alas, this person rounded the corner and this is what happened for a good six minutes.

"Hey, it's just me, you guys." Who is that? I don't know him.

"Got some papieries (he tried saying papiers, like joint papers)?

He basically informed us of how he attempted to get "other drugs" but could only end up getting a small bit of weed. We gave him a bong toke, and I thought he was going to stab us and take our stash.

Do not fear, my friend happened to catch this entire encounter on his cell phone camera. Once he uploads it sometime tonight, I will paste the link here. The dude thought it was a flashlight. We didn't get too much footage of him, but you can hear him talking quite a bit. It was just so creepy. He seemed really sketched out; he was definitely on something.

Anyone else had something this odd happen to 'em?
#2
Maybe its just me but i don't get the point of this story.
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Maybe its just me but i don't get the point of this story.


...this is the Pit. It doesn't need a point. That's the idea
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#6
I finally talked to the local hobo California Steve, he told me he was walking by 7 11 and saw a fox giving implants to a crab, he is soooooo fuc.ked in the head.
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Bam magera once asked me if i had the weed down in the west chester area
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Dude, if you ever end up on jeopardy you should tell this story when you have to talk between rounds.


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#9
I hope no one gets offended that we're ripping a bong during portions of this video. I also hope that this isn't closed/DT'ed, because the point is, it's a crackhead. Never really encountered one before. Where will I discuss it? GG&A?
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#11
I live in Boston I deal with hobos and crackheads all the time.

my latest encounter was a guy laying down curled up on a bench in the subway. Me and my friend were talking and as we were walking past him (we were a good 10 feet away from him) he just yells "Get the **** away from me" as if we were weirdos

that was by no means an interesting encounter but its the most recent so it came to my head first.
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#12
Oh ****, didn't realize it was you Mark. That's ****ed though, where were you?
#13
some dude at the renassaince festival (dont ask) thought a haybail was a phone
#14
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Oh ****, didn't realize it was you Mark. That's ****ed though, where were you?


Hahahaha I knew I recognized your name!

I was in King Edward park or whatever, the one across from the YMCA. Under that shelter thing.
#17
I'm gonna laugh at when you watch the video and it's just some homeless guy fondling you and your friend.
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Hahahaha I knew I recognized your name!

I was in King Edward park or whatever, the one across from the YMCA. Under that shelter thing.


ROFLMFAO, man, me and chris and company used to toke there. That's crazy.
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I'm gonna laugh at when you watch the video and it's just some homeless guy fondling you and your friend.


Laugh if you will, but it was trippy as ****. He was obviously looking for other drugs, and when he pulled his nug of weed out, I thought it was crack or heroin.
#20
My friend went to Washington DC and saw a hobo lying on the ground laughing. Turns out he had a dvd player and he was watching a movie.

Thought he was tripping on crack until they saw the dvd player.
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My friend went to Washington DC and saw a hobo lying on the ground laughing. Turns out he had a dvd player and he was watching a movie.

Thought he was tripping on crack until they saw the dvd player.

Haha, I live right near DC. If you ever walk around the city you'll come in contact with ALOT of crackheads and hobos. The weirdest one I've seen was this paranoid guy talking about some huge conspiracy against him. He said one time some government agents stopped him in his car and "ejaculated in my rectum, for all to see"! Haha I couldn't stop laughing at that one.
Then he made some eerie references to how he blacked out and woke up in his car in a local bank (near my house) parking lot with a gun in his hands. He heard sirens so he left.
The creepy thing was that about 2 days earlier there had been a shooting at that bank, no money stolen, that had left 2 guys dead. I didn't realize it until the next day...
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#24
"Real Life Crackhead"?
You make them sound like such a myth.
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#25
the first time i met a crackhead i met 2 in the same day.

the first one wanted to race my friend (footrace) and did. afterwards you could tell that his heart was racing a million miles an hour and he walked away mumbling.

the second one we met was yelling out a window asking my friend if he had a cig he could bum off him. my other friend asked him for a shot of hennesy and the crackhead tweaked out on him. he came downstairs in a pair pants cut off at the knees and barefoot and proceded to make a big scene about things. after he left, this dude walked by and was like, dont worry about him, he gets all ****ed up and then starts fights. he got cut real bad just last weekend...
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#26
You need to get out more. I encounter crackheads almost every day.
#27
lol crackhead

crackhead lol
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You need to get out more. I encounter crackheads almost every day.


I've encountered them before, but I haven't had one come over to me, sit down, toke with us, and then bugger off. It was ****ed. I was really high, though.
#29
Crackheads are fun to party with, they usually CRACK me up.

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#30
I met a crackhead in downtown flint when I was on acid. He asked us if we had a phone he could call his mom on for a ride. Gave us a bunch of **** about how all the bars kicked him out cuz hed been there so long (it was 11 at night), then asked us if we had any spare change/cigs. Was an awful lot of work for half a cig and 60 cents.
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Laugh if you will, but it was trippy as ****. He was obviously looking for other drugs, and when he pulled his nug of weed out, I thought it was crack or heroin.


...who mistakes weed for heroin??

#35
This reminds me of a social experiment me and a group of my friends will be trying this Christmas. We're going to buy some very inexpensive booze (cheap ass whiskey most likely), put it in small bottles and pass it out to homeless people on the street. We're going to tape the responses and put a video of it up on youtube.
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#36
I've only seen one crackhead in my life. Anybody thats ever went to a Detroit Lions/Tigers game knows exactly who I'm talking about. There's this guy that sits out on the sidewalk rattling a change cup with his crooked ass teeth and yelling "Eat 'em up Lions/Tigers, eat 'em up" repeatedly.
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