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#1
I CAN FINALLY GO OUT AND GET A LOTTERY TICKET!!
and be heavily charged for crimes

WAT DID U GUYS GET ME?!?!!?!?!
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#2
We got you a nice ban.

Congrats
Sunn O))):
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#3
Here itsxsteves, I got you my virginity, but use it wisely.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#4
Happy Birthday. I would give you my heart, but last christmas I gave it to this guy and the VERY NEXT DAY the mother****er gave it away. Never again.
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Sex is overrated, try World of Warcraft.


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#6
I remember when I turned 18...ah, the days of innocence and youth. You'll miss them later.
" When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."-Jimi Hendrix
#7
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
Here itsxsteves, I got you my virginity, but use it wisely.

*puts it in a heavily secured bank*
im sure nothing will ever happen to it
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#8
Quote by itsxsteves
*puts it in a heavily secured bank*
im sure nothing will ever happen to it


****.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#10
Quote by :.RaZoRbAcK.:
Happy Birthday. I would give you my heart, but last christmas I gave it to this guy and the VERY NEXT DAY the mother****er gave it away. Never again.

awe im sorry
since its also thanksgiving soon i got u a new one
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#14
i hava knife in one hand and a gun pointin rite atur head
what wuld u like?
the gun or the knife
choose wisely
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#15
Quote by metaldud536
Happy B-Day! I got you........



I remember those days **DAYDREAMS** The smell of the newly opened package and cards, the excitement and boners from receiving the cards. Ahh, good times, good times.
I love Foxy Shazam more than you.



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#16
Quote by padgea7x
i hava knife in one hand and a gun pointin rite atur head
what wuld u like?
the gun or the knife
choose wisely

wat kind of gun is it?
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#18
I got you this birthday wish...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY


damn I wish I was 18
#20
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil

I remember those days **DAYDREAMS** The smell of the newly opened package and cards, the excitement and boners from receiving the cards. Ahh, good times, good times.

You my friend are truly a 90's kid.
#21
Quote by a6l6e6x1
what are you doing on UG

go out

get stoned

no actually
do not abuse drugs

i dont
but i am getting a mohawk!!
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#22
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil

I remember those days **DAYDREAMS** The smell of the newly opened package and cards, the excitement and boners from receiving the cards. Ahh, good times, good times.

#23
Quote by itsxsteves
wat kind of gun is it?

umm
here it just says
watergun 5000
hmm sounds lethal
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#24
Aah, I remember my 18th birthday as if it were just last month
oh wait, it was...
Anyway, HAPPY B-DAY Pitape (yes, that's right, you stopped being a monkey and are now an ape. Comes with a typical smell and amount of hair ^^)
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....


haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#25
Quote by padgea7x
i hava knife in one hand and a gun pointin rite atur head
what wuld u like?
the gun or the knife
choose wisely

Who you tryin' to bullshit. You're British. You guys threw all your guns in the North Sea.


Happy birthday dude. I got you the same thing I got you last year.
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#27
Quote by metaldud536
Happy B-Day! I got you........


*gasps* i got a holographic jiggly puff!!
METALDUD536 I LOVE YOU
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#29
Quote by Base Ics
Aah, I remember my 18th birthday as if it were just last month
oh wait, it was...
Anyway, HAPPY B-DAY Pitape (yes, that's right, you stopped being a monkey and are now an ape. Comes with a typical smell and amount of hair ^^)

When you're 19, you could become a Pit Fox. Like me.

Quote by itsxsteves
*gasps* i got a holographic jiggly puff!!
METALDUD536 I LOVE YOU


About time you opened that sh*t.
#30
many years ago today, somethnig grew inside your mother, that this was YOU!
RSVP PLEAAAASE, FOR THE DEATH OF THEE, YOU HAVE LITTLE TIME
YOUR RUNNING OUT OF LIFE!


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#31
Quote by padgea7x
umm
here it just says
watergun 5000
hmm sounds lethal

ILL TAKE IT
sounds badass
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#33
TS? lottery ticket?? Go out and get wasted!!
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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#34
Quote by metaldud536
When you're 19, you could become a Pit Fox. Like me.


About time you opened that sh*t.

Only if you're a lady
Or possibly a homo -or bisexual man, to other homo -or bisexual men then.
So I'd rather stay an ape, or eventually become a pig. (other male animal)
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....


haha

*wipes tear from eye*
Oh you're good.
#35
Quote by a6l6e6x1
what are you doing on UG

go out

get stoned

no actually
do not abuse drugs


Who abuses drugs?
That's just mean and inconsiderate, especially since drugs are your friends.


EDIT:STRIPPERS!!!
You gotta hit your nearest strip joint soon.
Then again, some places require you to be 21...
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#36
Quote by huevos
Dammit TS, why you stealin my thunder?!?
I'm turning the big 2-0 today.
Asshole.

hey happy birthday dude ^_^
ill give u my dog

..and a little somethin somethin
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#37
Quote by Base Ics
Only if you're a lady
Or possibly a homo -or bisexual man, to other homo -or bisexual men then.
So I'd rather stay an ape, or eventually become a pig. (other male animal)



I'm sorry what? I was too busy being an awesome Pit Fox in my Arwing.
#38
who the hell do you think you are...Alice Cooper, now go get laid but don't knock anybody up or catch anything.
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#39
Quote by Gibson06
Go get yourself some cig's 'n' porn, my friend.

nahh, i dont smoke
and i will get porn.. once my dad isnt with me
just for the kicks haha
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