#1
so....
I'm in this youth movement (ksa)...
and just for fun their is some kind miss/mister election...
it's not the typical beauty pageant thing...
Just an act/talent/lil show/whatever you call it and some posters..

But here's the thing.. I need an act..
Before saturday....

(I wont sing, dance, strip or play guitar...
I have reasons for all of them..)

Someone who has an idea??
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#2
sit in the middle of the stage and stick your thumb up your ass.
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#3
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sit in the middle of the stage and stick your thumb up your ass.

This.
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#4
could actually work...
it's kinda the level i'm looking for
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#5
I was going to help you then i read your sig ¬_¬

Ninjas > all

g'day =]
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#6
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I was going to help you then i read your sig ¬_¬

Ninjas > all

g'day =]

I agree, completely.
#7
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so....
I'm in this youth movement (ksa)...
and just for fun their is some kind miss/mister election...
it's not the typical beauty pageant thing...
Just an act/talent/lil show/whatever you call it and some posters..

But here's the thing.. I need an act..
Before saturday....

(I wont sing, dance, strip or play guitar...
I have reasons for all of them..)

Someone who has an idea??

Tell people how cool pirates are. Your sig, FTW!
#9
Quote by cmakkidguitar
I was going to help you then i read your sig ¬_¬

Ninjas > all

g'day =]


for one of my campagneposters I made one that said that is was cooler than
pirates and ninjas :/ i wasn't really serious...
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#10
as opposed to sticking your thumb up your ass, take it a step farther. Open up your asshole (goatse-esque) and evelope the microphone in your anal cavity
#11
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as opposed to sticking your thumb up your ass, take it a step farther. Open up your asshole (goatse-esque) and evelope the microphone in your anal cavity


we don't have a microphone...
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#12
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we don't have a microphone...



**** d00d....bring your own objects to shove up into that gaping hole!

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#13
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we don't have a microphone...


Then you are doomed to failure.

Sorry.
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#14
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Then you are doomed to failure.

Sorry.


haha
amazing and i was thinking that i should wait until my mathexam to be doomed :p
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#15
Just walk up on stage, look around, develop a worried look on your face, and proceed to run off the stage.
#16
Juggle?
Own someone at D&D?
Eat a whole bundt cake in a small amount of time?
Make a tower out of walnuts?
Operate a tivo?
Smash an iPhone with your bare hands?
Develop a thermonuclear bionic robot?
Find a cure for cancer?
Play Paganini's 24th Caprice on violin?
Recite The Gold-Bug by Edgar Allan Poe?

These all require talent.
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