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#3
Boob Inspector
Quote by Sonicxlover
I once told a Metallica fan I liked Megadeth, and he stabbed me 42 times.



harryberg1's phone number :401-787-3317
#5
Kittenfister
I've Made You A Drawing of a Giraffe Fucking an Elephant. Notice How His Moustache Looks Just Like Mine.

Your Mother's Got a Penis
#6
Graphic Designer.

I went to college for graphic design. It'll be a long time till I get that far though.
#8
Rockstar of course, if my health can handle it.
UG's most Die Hard Rock n' Roller, hands down.

Sex, Drugs & Rock n' Roll.
#10
Santa... ?

Actually, no.
Dictator!
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#11
Porno Director ftw
Guitars
BC Rich Deluxe Series Warlock
Schecter Devil Custom

Amps
Crate GX900-h w/ GX412S cab


Effects
Boss NS-2
Dunlop Crybaby From Hell Wah
BBE Sonic Stomp
Korg Pitchblak
#12
pro masturbator
Quote by TheBigProjekt
Quick question, don;t make fun of me please.
When does your dick "grow" the most, as im 14 and I'm still on the small side.

..I just don't want a small dick XD
#14
dunno about any of you but i cant believe no one has said guitarist yet, lol thts the pit for you...
#16
I'm studying to be a journalist, so that's one answer. But the truth is, I want to own three businesses: a guitar store that specializes mostly in used gear, a sports bar, and a small-ish club that could be the metal/shred/punk center in Houston.
I get very tense around apples...Well, I get very tense generally. I think I've fallen into the trap of blaming fruit.

Jeff


Peavey Studio Pro 112 for sale. Anyone want it?
#17
rock star, or failing that, porn star, or failing that, automotive engineer
Quote by guitaro69
thanks Mighty Thor!!!!

Your throne awaits!


Put this in your sig if The Rake scared the living **** out of you.
#18
Nutritionist/High demand personal trainer.

This way I can make over $250 an hour training/consulting on diet (in other words I don't need to work so much) and have lots and lots of free time to raise a family and band practice/touring.
#19
Quote by xxAlBeRtxx
pro masturbator

you can make around $96,000 a year doing that, you sell it to sperm banks

I wanna be a sports agent, music producer, or record label owner.
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#22
Relationnist for a big buisness.
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#26
Famous musician (duh)
Own an instrument store
Own a record store
Teach Martial Arts
If you laugh at this I get to have sex with you.
Click here to see the most beautiful guitar imaginable.
Quote by Jeltz
Sukman_Jr: Going on a trip to Finmark in Norway is a bad idea aswell! Beware of Nazi-zombies!
#29
Semi-known small scale touring musician. I get a terrible feeling when I'm in one place for a long time, so I'd enjoy touring, either that or the captain of The Flying Dutchman.
#31
Playing music I want to.
Quote by ChemicalFire
He was too stunned by my fresh truths.

Quote by GodofCheesecake
"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

Quote by Nakedbythecomp
Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#32
Quote by Shukman_Jr
Famous musician (duh)
Own an instrument store
Own a record store

This
Quote by guitar-godfrey
when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

Quote by angusfan16

Quote by Scowmoo
..
HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#34
Quote by fender_696
Top Gear presenter


I have to say that this is the best so far.
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#35
I would want to have a record deal with my band, but not be all too popular.

I would want something like NOFX. They play shows when they want to, release albums every 3 years or so, and are popular in the punk community where they are respected.

That is pretty much my dream. I want me and my band to make enough money to live in and easily afford a house or apartment, pay for all the important things that need to be paid for, and be able to buy whatever else we want without using up all the money we have.

If not, I want to be a character designer for video game company. Probably Sega.
Quote by user_nameless
You can go ahead and sponge my bob.

/notfunnyatalljoke.


Quote by halo43
When you date a vegetarian, you're the only meat they'll ever eat.
#39
Quote by tmfiore
I would want to have a record deal with my band, but not be all too popular.

I would want something like NOFX. They play shows when they want to, release albums every 3 years or so, and are popular in the punk community where they are respected.


And only work 3 months a year. Some years they just take off. Vacations are a write-off.

Off-topic: There's a NEW NOFX album in teh works! In all honesty, NOFX are probably one of the bset bands I've ever listened to! (especially live albums, 50% music, 50% talking)
EDIT:
Quote by i am iron man
Jagex Mod



With all levels maxed out!
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
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