Poll: Which Disney bitch would you **** first?
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View poll results: Which Disney bitch would you **** first?
Pocahontas
80 10%
Nala (Lion King)
82 10%
Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
134 17%
Snow White
41 5%
Mulan
66 8%
Sleeping Beauty
56 7%
Jasmine (Alladin)
341 43%
Voters: 800.
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#1
Pocahontas! You saw her jump off that waterfall. Hot Damn she'd be wild in the teepee!
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#3
Seriously, any of them.

But if they all came up to me and screamed 'do me!' it would have to be Jasmine.
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#4
Jasmine

Edit: I change mine. I want Nala
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#7
May I be first to say that it would be quite disgusting if anyone chose Nala.
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#9
Where's Pumba?
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#10
Where is Ariel?
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#11
Jasmine.
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#14
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Where's Pumba?

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#15
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#17
Ariel. But since there is no Ariel, I went with Mulan.

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#19
I dont know why you guys want Ariel...you'd be boning a fish O_o

I'd do Jasmine...mostly cuz I have a thing for girls like that, plus, she looks wild

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#21
I'd put Aerial in there if I knew how to edit polls
(Can't beleive I forgot her, I want to rub my dick all over her throat when she's singing)
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#23
pocahontas...
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#24
Ariel, in the mouth
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#25
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#26
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who the **** said nala? that's just sick. and sleeping beauty



I did.
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#27
It'd be too weird... I mean, screwing something half-fish... I dunno.

It would definitely be an orgy of Disney characters, though. Not just one. Probably Jasmine...

Wait, how old was Alice in "Alice in Wonderland"? Was she like, 8? Age is a factor here...

EDIT: OH... it's a poll, and she isn't there...

EDIT: I'm not screwing a woman-fish or a lion, thank you very much!
#29
Idk, when Jasmine twisted Jafar's beard like that...
I would wreck a chick that did that to me. So hot....
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#32
i do **** with any of them


but they better not do any singing until they hit an orgasm
#33
Since Ariel's not here, the first one I would do would be Jasmine because she seems like she'd be a freak in the sack.

Alice (Alice in Wonderland) and Sleeping Beauty are close seconds.
#34
Nala is an option, seriously?

i wouldn't exactly call her a Disney girl...
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#35
Ariel with legs...


but for the sake of lulz on teh poll, Nala
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#36
Julia Roberts as Tinkerbell in Hook/ Peter Pan
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#38
mulan ,asian chicks ftw!
or ariel if there was an option
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Was the pun intended?
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#40
Honestly, Nala would be the one to go get you dinner while you stayed in the pride and layed around. Lionesses have good work ethics.
I also should've included the female deer from Bambi and the girl fox from Fox and the Hound
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