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#3
id make the most amazing band ever. yeah. MAKE.

edit: maybe a new planet right next to the earth, same size and everyuthing ^_^
and it shall be the stage for my band /m/
awesome thread, TS. i see much potential
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#8
No Pants Tuesdays.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#10
Quote by ctb
Destroy USA and laugh manically.


dont be jealous!
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Ibanez S2170FB
Peavey JSX
Marshall 1960A
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#11
My first course of action would be to cry.

If I'd created beings that acted like humans do, it would make me painfully sad and regretful.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#12
Reform 'classic' Guns n' Roses.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


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#13
write a giant fiery FAIL on this thread... nah just kidding i'll cum blood of course
#14
Destroy every country except the USA and laugh maniacally.


Then destroy the USA.
#15
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edit: maybe a new planet right next to the earth, same size and everyuthing ^_^

I don't want Earth to collide with Earth II.....

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#16
i'd make simon cowell **** his pants on live television


yeah who's the clever bastard now you pompous ****tard!
#18
Quote by NoBC14
My first course of action would be to exist.


Quote by ctb
Destroy USA and laugh manically.


uh oh, looks like we've got some HARDCORE radicals here
Proud follower of Åkerfeldtism

P S T F I N D E R

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Uhh there was this guy who didn't get any of the questions in some exam so he put 2 pencils in his nose and headbutted the desk.. and died.. that's pretty stupid.


#19
What do you mean "if"?

I'd just take it easy. I ain't no politician, but I know that whatever I did it'd probably piss off someone somewhere.
#20
id make cats the size of donkeys and ducks that talk, id make it snow upward
and id make piss taste like koolaid
#21
I would make it so that I got to be the news anchor, and Evan could suck on my Godly balls
Some people wait a lifetime, some simply accept...

...Some of us crash land, some of us eject...

...Some restore the blood flow, some just let it go and bleed...

...Some of us obsess, some move on to something new
#22
Quote by killer puppy
free beer

Workers of the Earth, I bring good tidings of peanuts and beer!

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#23
run around space naked
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do not go on guitar forums

there are drugs there

( and ololol there are )
#24
bring a few musicians to heaven and not where they went, bring back Dimebag and make a Pantera reunion tour, then raise up acres of white widow and make purple haze un-extinct, or a lot more accessible.
Smart Pothead and Proud
#25
I would promptly inform all the bible banging freaks that they are all going straight to hell for copyright infringement by using my name to build their churches and then offer to settle by having them offer me their soul...oh wait did you say God? that's a nickel.
#26
Quote by Chrisiphone
Reform 'classic' Guns n' Roses.

Chrisiphone just won this thread
#27
make the pear legal on UG and fix all teh problems so I can kick back and relax for a while; i.e.

earth: help god
Me: lol, i just fixed everything, gtfo
earth: but..
Me: OR, I can un fix everything and still catch some Z's, your choice
[earth has signed off @ 14:30:48]
Me: lulz
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All I gotta do is put on a cool face...
#28
Quote by Chrisiphone
Reform 'classic' Guns n' Roses.

I'd kill the noobs who think we need 'classic' Guns N' Roses, because god has put forward the new GnR for a reason.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#30
I would pinch myself, because hey! It's not everyday you get to know that you're God, or so I guess.. But my first "REAL" action would be to press the reset button and make it all start over again. This way, I'll get to know if Eve was hot or not.

EDIT: Why does so many people want musicians back to life? :s It's just plain weird.. You could kill those bandmembers who're still alive and sleep with the whole band.. That's alot better. You get to meet them AND help them making sweet music.
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#31
I'd tell everyone Richard Dawkins was right all along, and enjoy the ensuing confusion.

who's richard dawkins and what did he say?
#32
-Remove certain lethal diseases, such as AIDS, Cancer etc.
-Stabilise birth and death rates
-Stabilise climate change and pollution levels
-Haunt politicians in their dreams to stop wars, y'all
-Scare the crap out of the Christian Community
-See the irony than an atheist has become God
-Prove that I don't exist

And being God, I should be able to do all that in 3.142*10^-22 seconds.

I'll spend the rest of the day trying out my super Godly powers on innocent dwellers of other planets.
#35
I'd make sure no one would ever worship me or be aware of my existence.
#36
create an awesome afterlife so I could jam with Robert Johnson
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Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#37
Quote by Rasputin92
Vanish pain and death.

I think you meant 'banish.'

Either way, that wouldn't be balanced, and you wouldn't know happiness and peace after some time.

One defines the other - humans only know one becuase they've the other converse option to compare to.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
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