OK so here is the game you randomly open a page in the dictionary do a random selection process and pick a word and leave it's definition

Pederast-A homosexual male who has sex with boys

I found this word out in english I felt proud
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One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

About as fun as reading the dictionary....

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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab