Poll: pardon me, turkey
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bingo the light blue poodle
2 20%
navy, the dead-to-me fox
8 80%
Voters: 10.
#1
Bingo

Grandma wrapped her arm around my waist,
"Comin' to bingo with me, boy?"
She wanted to show me off to her friends since
I've become a fine young man.
"I've already told them you're handsome
and a physicist. I'm so proud of you."

I pulled out a piece of paper and
proved mathematically that no matter
how proud she is of me; some boy will
always be better and his grandma
will always be prouder.
She frowned.
"So you ain't comin' to bingo."
"Nah, but I'll drop you off"

Grandma got the biggest surprise at bingo;
some girl got her B3; shouted at the top of her lungs.
Scared grandma half to death,
Her bad heart got the other half.


---

Fox cancels Saturday morning cartoons

and so it is,
the sounds of a childhood fading --
silent screams, stifled cries,
oh it doesn't want to go.
but, my father says
that it just ain't a holiday
without Corey getting sick
and I've been coughing all morning
so it appears I've held onto something.

in bed, smelling Thanksgiving pies
and cookies baking in the oven,
for the last time ever in my teens,
I realize that, despite entering the cocoon
with some semblance of innocence
I've hatched a cynic,

and maybe it's just the writer in me,
but --
the cookies and pies are bailing out
my stomach a day early, and I'm thankful
someone among us is prosperous.
but --
when fortune sits on a fence, teetering
between joy and tragedy,
I secretly hope for the latter.
but --
I've been stockpiling alcohol and weed,
under the premise of having some fun
before I get too old to die young.


reversal, three days, hollaaaaaaaa
Last edited by SilenceEvolves at Nov 26, 2008,
#2
Toughie. Imma come back to this one. But for the love of God, please change the color of the first one to something that doesn't sear my eyes with pain. Something darker
#3
Quote by Ninjamonkey767
Toughie. Imma come back to this one. But for the love of God, please change the color of the first one to something that doesn't sear my eyes with pain. Something darker


Better?

I voted for the recently reformed deep sky blue hound, by the way.
#5
Tough.

After a lot of debate, first.
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!