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#1
I've been slim for the majority of my life except the last year. The obvious disadvantage being fat is you are less attractive and less athletic. BUT. I've found there are many good things about being fat that I have come to appreciate:

- Resistance to cold. I laugh my ass off seeing slim people not knowing how to hide from wind and snow even in their thick furs while I have my thick skin to protect me.

- Advantage in fights/ Easier to bully others. Even if somebody hits me I feel little and I am able to pay back by sheer body volume.

- Eat is much as you want. What can you lose?

- Girls/ boys will love you for you personality.

Don't go with what society tells you. If you are fat (not uber-fat, fat) you might as well continue being fat and not agonize with having to go through diet to meet others standards. Think positive.
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#7
1. I'm slim and cold doesn't bother me.

2. Against anyone who knows how to fight you're fucked.

3. I can eat anything I want (fast metabolism)

4. Girls love me for my personality AND flat stomach/muscle definition.

Being fat really isn't very good...
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#8
hahaha dying before you get too old to control your bowel movements?

I'll stick to my 150 pounds though, sorry
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#11
You can roll down hills faster?
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#12
Some fat guy in London got hit by a bus and his gut absorbed the force. He simply bounced to the pavement.

I guess it does have advantages after all.
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#13
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I clarified not uber-fat. Just having a dozen pounds more or so.
#14
1. I'm slim and cold doesn't bother me.

2. Against anyone who knows how to fight you're ****ed.

3. I can eat anything I want (fast metabolism)

4. Girls love me for my personality AND flat stomach/muscle definition.

Being fat really isn't very good...


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#15
Yes but if in Saw 719381263 or whatever one of the traps were to get into a pair of jeans with a 28 inch waist or DIE.

I think i'd be able to live thank you very much.

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#17
no thanks, I'll stay slim and attractive
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#18
The part about being in fights is true. I sent a guy to the hospital all thanks to my size! (6'5, 280lbs)
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1. I'm slim and cold doesn't bother me.

2. Against anyone who knows how to fight you're fucked.

3. I can eat anything I want (fast metabolism)

4. Girls love me for my personality AND flat stomach/muscle definition.

Being fat really isn't very good...


Good for you.
#20
This thread makes me giggle.. But yeah do you know the advantages of being slim and healthy?
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4. Girls love me for my personality AND flat stomach/muscle definition



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#23
The ability to repulse the opposite sex
The ability to not be able to walk up a set of stairs without a twinkie break.
The ability to have an early death from your pick of health problems.
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#24
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I think I'd still much prefer to stay slim, thanks.


+1...

but this dude is making a point...
but I still prefer to stay attractive :P
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#25
Plus some people like the bigger boys, I don't think skinny guys are attractive at all.

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#28
Eat is much as you want. What can you lose?



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#30
Quote by Axeman99
1. I'm slim and cold doesn't bother me.

2. Against anyone who knows how to fight you're fucked.

3. I can eat anything I want (fast metabolism)

4. Girls love me for my personality AND flat stomach/muscle definition.

Being fat really isn't very good...

+10
Being fat is also unhealthy, and when you're slim you look better.
I'll stay slim, thanks .
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#31
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Plus some people like the bigger boys

I need to find me some girls that think that way.
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#32
Having fat makes you less attractive? No... some people are just built that way and would look odd if they were slim. I mean really.

But yeah my 2 friend from Uni are both slimmer than me and they notice the cold more than me. I'm like..... fark yessssss
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#33
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I need to find me some girls that think that way.


Fat girls! They sure have all these 'love' handles the slim ones lack too!
#34
Despite the fact that us fatties are extremely unhealthy and will most likely die sooner than the skinny folk who watch their diets (or have an amazing metabolism and eat/drink whatever the fuk they want and get away with it).

Do something about it and have a girl touch your wiener.

I will... Once I finish my cake

EDIT: When I say "fatties" I dont mean people wo were built that way... I mean people who at one point started eating too much.. Like me
#35
I'd rather not look at myself as fat... merely more well insulated than most.

(btw my body fat % is still below 20%)
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#37
I also like how everyone assumes that slim = healthy and big = unhealthy. Just because you have a little extra weight does not mean you "can't walk up stairs without a twinkie", have diabetes, or are total slobs... there are plenty of bigger fella out there who are athletic, who are well composed and don't have massive health problems. I also have friends who are skinny and have health problems or who are lazy. Of course being fat to the extreme is unhealthy but so is being skinny to the extreme.

Being skinny does not make you gods gift to women(or men) get the **** over yourself please.
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#38
^+1 I'm actually a bit overwieght and I'm healthier and more athletic than quite a few skinny people I know.

Actually one good thing about not being really skinny when you are young is that a skinny person, as they start to get older, will become fat. No way around it. That is just how the human body works to protect weakening bones. If you are already a little on the bigger side you won't have the disappointment of not looking like a male model.
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I also like how everyone assumes that slim = healthy and big = unhealthy. Just because you have a little extra weight does not mean you "can't walk up stairs without a twinkie", have diabetes, or are total slobs... there are plenty of bigger fella out there who are athletic, who are well composed and don't have massive health problems. I also have friends who are skinny and have health problems or who are lazy. Of course being fat to the extreme is unhealthy but so is being skinny to the extreme.

Being skinny does not make you gods gift to women(or men) get the **** over yourself please.

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I know people far slimmer than me in worse shape than I am. I'm fairly active. I don't dislike exercise.
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#40
I've never been slender, but I'm not grossly fat, I have a gut, but nothing you can tell while clothed. I guess I'm just a big guy, but yeah, I've never been punched and absorbed the blow
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