#1
Drugs of any kind. including the basics of alcohol and caffeine.

-You should never attempt to play online multiplayer whilst drunk because if your anything like me you'll do the following

-Sing
-Swear constantly
-Put on a Jazz compilation album and then play Fightnight with the headset right next to the CD player
-Drive the wrong way around the track on Forza motorsport.

Also from personal experience. Do not attempt to show someone what Parkour is, by leaping from one piece of furnature to the other in someones living room while drunk...it never ends well
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#2
While high on weed, you should never, EVER, lie down on your bed without a shirt and burn a hole in a plastic bottle.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#5
you should NEVER hit on a girl while very drunk....it may be a gay guy....i know this from experience...yes, i was raped. hard.
Pot
Kettle
Black
#6
Posting threads.

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#7
..Thanks for the heads up.


oh that is great!

"'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs?"
#8
Quote by Kensai
Posting threads.


Damn, I was going to say that.
-limefan913

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Originally Posted by The_lizard_king
It really does relieve stress. I was pissed off for a week because I didn't jerk off, so if you quit it you will go mad.
I don't think that's the correct use of the phrase "going mad."
#10
Quote by wiggy1988
Drugs of any kind. including the basics of alcohol and caffeine.

-You should never attempt to play online multiplayer whilst drunk because if your anything like me you'll do the following

-Sing
-Swear constantly
-Put on a Jazz compilation album and then play Fightnight with the headset right next to the CD player
-Drive the wrong way around the track on Forza motorsport.


... i do that anyway
then swear at everyone else

it's hilarious.
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#11
playing your national anthem in front of your political leader.
"And after all of this, I am amazed...

...that I am cursed far more than I am praised."
#14
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... i do that anyway
then swear at everyone else

it's hilarious.


aagh I hate it when people do that

cramping my style man ):
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^ wut he said


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#15
Quote by andy_thomas
While high on weed, you should never, EVER, lie down on your bed without a shirt and burn a hole in a plastic bottle.


owww

dont try throwing lit fireworks at people when high, chances are your reaction time is slower and you will not throw it.
the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

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you can use guitar strings to skin carrots....


wait.... wuttt???
#17
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owww

dont try throwing lit fireworks at people when high, chances are your reaction time is slower and you will not throw it.


or your hit someone
#18
Quote by Kensai
Posting threads.



ugh tell me about it.

I need to stop going to the pit when I'm high.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#19
Quote by wiggy1988
Drugs of any kind. including the basics of alcohol and caffeine.

-You should never attempt to play online multiplayer whilst drunk because if your anything like me you'll do the following

-Sing
-Swear constantly
-Put on a Jazz compilation album and then play Fightnight with the headset right next to the CD player
-Drive the wrong way around the track on Forza motorsport.

Also from personal experience. Do not attempt to show someone what Parkour is, by leaping from one piece of furnature to the other in someones living room while drunk...it never ends well

All of these things sound extremely fun and engaging...

I recommend you refrain from not playing video games. In my experience, all drugs make video games better.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#20
While drinking in your backyard with Nebiru do not stick a lit bottle rocket into his plumbers crack as he bends over.

It burnt my asscrack
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#21
Quote by init24
or your hit someone



na it just blows up in your hand
the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.

Quote by GibsonRocker14
you can use guitar strings to skin carrots....


wait.... wuttt???
#22


Drunk driving.
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my neew year reslosutions are not too drikn as much lol.

happy new yeeae guyas.
#23
^ don't look at that picture if really high.

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#29
Quote by ACG
^ don't look at that picture if really high.

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Too late
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Good for you. Have a cookie.


But really... there's no cookie. And if there was, you wouldn't get one.
#30
Well, while high, me and some friends slid down a flight of 20 stairs in a cardboard box, then, after breaking that, a laundry hamper (which I then got mad at and threw outside). That was about 3 hours ago...
#33
Quote by KeepOnRotting
I personally don't recommend driving on acid.

Well, down syndrome tiger approves (and down syndrome tiger is not easily pleased).....I couldn't get the pic to work, but google (images) "down syndrome tiger" if you want to get it.
Last edited by herby190 at Nov 26, 2008,
#34
Quote by herby190
Well, down syndrome tiger approves (and down syndrome tiger is not easily pleased).....I couldn't get the pic to work, but google (images) "down syndrome tiger" if you want to get it.


This one?

#35
Quote by KeepOnRotting
This one?


Yes. I can't go to the link on this computer, so I couldn't get it, I tried the things under "properties" but they wouldn't work. Still, I love that picture.
#39
Quote by JackAttackhaha
dont jump on a trampoline when your high?


sweet jesus how come i never thought of jumping on a trampoline messed up

i must try this on weed/acid will post results as soon as i find a trampoline
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^^^ So much win, omg.
#40
Quote by Kensai
Posting threads.


I do it all the time. 50% of time time I'm on UG, I'm drunk.

And never take your pants off while high. You might have a massive stoner boner (e-cookie for person who gets reference).
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