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#1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7746292.stm

Claire Jones got pregant with a secret lover, and hid the lump by telling her husband it was because of a wheat allergy. She claims that she went to the toilet and didn't know she had given birth until she flushed.. The police found the baby in the boot of her car.

She killed her baby and everyone knows it.

I've never given birth, but I know for a fact that it's not possible to do it without noticing. And if it did happen, I certainly wouldn't hide the baby in my car. It's terrible that she's managed to get away with this.
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#3
How does one not know they gave birth?

Isn't that what feminists claim to be 'The Most Painful Pains of All Pains'?
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There was a thread on this yesterday.
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How does one not know they gave birth?

Isn't that what feminists claim to be 'The Most Painful Pains of All Pains'?


Unless you've had a lot, and I mean A LOT of lovers, because then they just drop right out.


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#6
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How does one not know they gave birth?

Isn't that what feminists claim to be 'The Most Painful Pains of All Pains'?


It'd be like not noticing a kidney stone, but actually it's a baby, and then sticking it in a boot.

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#7
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There was a thread on this yesterday.


Well, go and post in that one then.

I searched and nothing came up.
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#8
and her husband believed this for how many months?
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#9
You're a little late there, buddy:
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1007426&highlight=baby

I don't know what to say other than that is horrible and I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see that news report.

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Well, go and post in that one then.

I searched and nothing came up.

Your search-bar skills leave much to be desired then.
#10
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Unless you've had a lot, and I mean A LOT of lovers, because then they just drop right out.

Those LOT of lovers would also have to have been all at the same time.

I declare shenanigans. Gotta admit I'm surprised to see the URL is from the BBC though. I expected the Guardian or something.

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#11
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How does one not know they gave birth?

Isn't that what feminists claim to be 'The Most Painful Pains of All Pains'?


well obviously those feminists have never gotten a good noogie.

just kidding Seriously, that's ridiculous. Christ, if you don't wnat the child, just put it up for adoption or something. no need to flush it down the toilet.
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#12
To be born at a flushable size, the baby would have to be born premature.

And apparently her plumbing drains to the boot of her car.
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#13
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To be born at a flushable size, the baby would have to be born premature.

And apparently her plumbing drains to the boot of her car.

It says the baby was a week late. I don't think she actually flushed it. The headline doesn't match the story.

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#14
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Your search-bar skills leave much to be desired then.


I thought someone might have already made a thread on this so I searched:

woman flushes baby
baby flushed
woman hides childbirth.

What would you suggest I do to improve my fucking searchbar skills?

To the people who are saying this, why don't you just discuss this instead of spamming this thread.
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#15
wow she cant lie for poop. yes person who said pain of all pains you are correct. women say its extremely painful... unless she got like anaesthetics in her vajayjay she MIGHT not even notice.

she purposely killed the baby. case closed.
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she purposely killed the baby. case closed.


But that's the thing- at the moment she's just got a sentence for not registering the birth.
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I thought someone might have already made a thread on this so I searched:

woman flushes baby
baby flushed
woman hides childbirth.

What would you suggest I do to improve my fucking searchbar skills?

To the people who are saying this, why don't you just discuss this instead of spamming this thread.

I just searched 'baby' and let it display the results for the last week. Easy, ain't it?
And I thought that the '' at the end of my post was enough to indicate I was just joking around anyway.

So why don't you switch your sarcasm-detector on and just chill the fuck out?
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#24
Man, what the fuck?
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#26
O.o

She didn't notice? How stupid is she? To not notice that a human being was coming out of her?

>.<
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O.o

She didn't notice? How stupid is she? To not notice that a human being was coming out of her?

>.<


That's the point. She's a flipping asshole, and she decided that flushing her poor baby down the toilet was a way to get rid of the baby, and the cops are being too idiotic to put her where she belongs.

IN HELL.

But at least in prison.
#30
She must have one massive gaping vagina. There's no way you could not notice yourself giving birth. I refuse to believe that the baby came out like a slim 9 year old going down a slide at a water park.

She's just a lying crackhead or something.
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That's the point. She's a flipping asshole, and she decided that flushing her poor baby down the toilet was a way to get rid of the baby, and the cops are being too idiotic to put her where she belongs.

IN HELL.

But at least in prison.


I would say she's a good liar but she could have come up with a better excuse than 'I didn't notice'.
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#35
Quote by Just Andrew
How does one not know they gave birth?

Isn't that what feminists claim to be 'The Most Painful Pains of All Pains'?


2 options in my mind here
1. her poo was too painful and she didnt feel a baby come out
or
2. shes lying

my vote is on 2
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I know right?

You'd figure she'd notice that ****..

Lady: Gotta take a crap..
*sits on toilet*
*begins giving birth*
Lady: Time to flush
*flushes, baby get sucked down toilet*
Lady: OH ****! OW!!!
*umbilical cord is getting ripped out of her*
Lady: DUDE WTF?!

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#37
I thought I was giving birth once when I was on the toilet. But then I realised that eating jalapenos the night before probably wasn't such a hot idea (No pun intended).
Also that I'm a dude.
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There was a thread on this yesterday.

What she said.
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#39
ok people, i think we all realise there is another thread on this!!

so stop posting in this one, and use the other if you are that arsed!!
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