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Kid Rock was the inspiration of this thread.

Giant douche, but he's got a good voice.

Now you.
Steve Vai

He's a bit of a prick...but I love his playing.
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Fred Durst
Douche overlord
but i love his voice
i wish he would use it better
and suck a little less dick
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and im 14 got any problems ill f*ckin drop you.


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Could you explain why you like Kid Rock's voice? I do agree that he is a huge dick though.

I don't have a specific example, but there are plenty of elitists who are amazing musicians for their genre, but are completely biased about other genres.
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Axl Rose.

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As previously stated, Yngwie. Great guitarist with a horrible personality.

Also, David Lee Roth. Admit it, he's an egomaniac. But it's so endearing at the same time. Ya gotta love him!
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Where's this so called big dick that plays guitar? I need to see it with my own eyes...and hands

...modes and scales are still useless.

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Axl Rose.

Sebastian Bach.

Phil Anselmo.

James LeBrie.

Billy Corgan.

Dave Mustaine.

What a surprise coincidence. They're all frontmen and/or vocalists.
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*waits for john mayer to pop up by people who have only ever heard your body is a wonderland*

John Mayer is a total doucheking.

Talented, but a colossal prick.

But what a great musician/inspiration

You mess with the flag, you're still a spade
Axl has a little talent I guess.
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he said douche's that have talent

killing is my business... and business is good
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Steve Vai

He's a bit of a prick...but I love his playing.

Are you sure you're not confusing him with Malmsteen? From all I can see, Vai seems to be a bloody legend.
Yngwie..........thats about it
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Granted. But you have to endure support by the Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers and a steaming turd.

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John Mayer is a total doucheking.

Talented, but a colossal prick.

Seriously. Everything about him makes me want to jump him in a parking lot and steal his fancy ass watch and wallet.

But then he plays the stuff he does with the Trio and his Band and I just change my mind at the last minute.

Oh, and +1 to Kanye West. Extremely talented producer and musician. Just...more than a touch arrogant about his ability to do so.

Oh, and let's not forget Oasis!
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how much is 15,000 PHP? I didn't know they played guitar in the Phillipines. I thought they played ukelele or something.

Because, of course, we're too far away from places with guitars and all that stuff so we play ukelele...
Seriously? You need an explanation? For Yngwie?

Well, here's a funnier and more well known one...

omg that was hilarious!!!
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John Mayer is incredibly talented, and I love his music, playing, and songwriting to death, but he is quite a douche.
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malmsteen and i hear vai is not really a dick to others but praises himself too much
off track but the opposite would be gilbert
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The 2 best colours EVER pitted against each other? No wai!

I voted lime.

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*waits for john mayer to pop up by people who have only ever heard your body is a wonderland*

Ive heard most, if not all, of his songs and i still think hes a huge douche.

seriously, i feel like killing him everytime i see or hear him, but i have to admit hes pretty damn good with an acoustic
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that wasnt scary daryldom, it turned me on

Proud Canadian Eh?
Axle Rose wins this thread
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Axle Rose wins this thread

idk, have u heard chinese democracy? people in this thread are suposed to be talented too, not just douches.
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IMO Robert Trujillo is far from a douchbag
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