#1
so i played the so honestly, why havent we had sex yet game. turns out some people took me seriously. so i tried to explain it and the convos were like this

me:it was a thing for the pit
her:whos the pit
me:not who, what
her:is it like a club?
me:more like a cult
her:OMG UR IN A CULT?


so later i was talking to someone and
Me: ive got HUGE problems
her:like what?
me:herpes
her: omg who gave it to you?
me: me. im a hermaphrodite
so i had to explain that.

then this comes up

is that realyy true what u sed ?? tell the truth please ?????
Lou.is yellow! says:
no
Lou.is yellow! says:
i am not a hermaphrodite
M e L i S s A says:
then why are u saying that ?
Lou.is yellow! says:
its a joke
M e L i S s A says:
omgg one of ur pit jokess

anyone else have truble explaining the pit?
#2
No, I don't ever mention the pit outside UG.

For good reason...
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#3
I don't discuss the internet with real people.
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#4
I would never ever explain The Pit to anybody. That's like admitting you have CP.

If someone took me seriously if I asked them the sex question, I'd just say "please fux me, I long for you."

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#6
I try to avoid conversations that may lead to me saying "oh, it's this thing on the internet". Maybe you should too.
#8
+1 To the above posts. Although sometimes I'll link a friend up with a funny thread, but I never say I post on it.

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#9
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No, I don't ever mention the pit outside UG.

For good reason...

+1
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#10
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No, I don't ever mention the pit outside UG.

For good reason...

This
grok it.

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#11
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I try to avoid conversations that may lead to me saying "oh, it's this thing on the internet". Maybe you should too.


This, it really doesn't look good.

Though, when someone does something and I say "I see what you did there! I can usually get some laughs.
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#13
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#14
I told my ex girlfriend about the pit. She then found it online and basically internet-stalked me because she wanted to see a song I'd written. Then she saw something I said about her...... I don't really miss her...
#15
my gf is jealous of the pit
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#16
its not difficult to explain, just link them to the pit...


...maybe thats not a good idea.

no, seriously, its just a link.
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#17
I showed my friends at school a picture of goatse on the computer in English class. They are not UGers/Channies so i collectively ruined some lives.
#18
FOOL,do not discuss the Pit outside UG,that's why we have Trolls and other Douched up things!
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