#1
I don't understand why no one's done this yet.

There's a ton of threads every week with grammar, writing, literature, or other English questions. Let's combine 'em here. If you want to seriously ask questions use this thread, and if you want to seriously help please help me keep an eye on it in case it takes off.

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#2
Inb4 grammar Nazis from hell.
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#4
If the plural for mouse is mice, shouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

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Inb4 grammar Nazis from hell.


Woah! The phrase "Nazis from hell" just gave me the coolest mental picture!


Awesome...
#5
Evenin' all. *nods*

Edit: Got the wrong idea of the thread.
Last edited by ctb at Nov 26, 2008,
#6
First lesson in grammar:

Grammar deals with the correct arrangement and idiomatic conventions of language ONLY. It does not cover spelling or punctuation.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#9
Their= belongs to them
there= in a location other than where the speaker is
they're= they are
your= belonging to you
you're= you are

I'm tired of people getting those wrong.
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#10
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If the plural for mouse is mice, shouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?


perhaps, but the english language is rarely logical like that. the plural of 'ox' is 'oxen,' yet 'box' doesn't become 'boxen' when pluralized. (yes, i stole that from brian regan)
#11
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If the plural for mouse is mice, shouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?


Woah! The phrase "Nazis from hell" just gave me the coolest mental picture!


Awesome...
Are some of the Nazis skeletons holding Swastika flags while ermerging from Hell on a dark horse?


Because in MY head, they do.

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Their= belongs to them
there= in a location other than where the speaker is
they're= they are
your= belonging to you
you're= you are

I'm tired of people getting those wrong.
Your totally right.
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#12
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If the plural for mouse is mice, shouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?


Woah! The phrase "Nazis from hell" just gave me the coolest mental picture!


Awesome...


Goose = Geese

Moose = Meese... nope


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#13
grammer*


...

>.>

<.<
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#14
I hated English class in school because half the questions were about how I feel about shit. Always those stupid questions!
#15
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grammer*

That's not ironic.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#16
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Evenin' all. *nods*

Edit: Got the wrong idea of the thread.


Great scott! I had the same idea as you did, old chap!

*tips hat and leaves*
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#18
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Are some of the Nazis skeletons holding Swastika flags while ermerging from Hell on a dark horse?


Something very similar to that, yes.
#19
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Great scott! I had the same idea as you did, old chap!


Good heavens! I dare say we hijack this jolly old thread with a load of old twaddle.
#20
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Good heavens! I dare say we hijack this jolly old thread with a load of old twaddle.


Capital idea! - Did anyone partake in the london fox hunt one forthnight ago?
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