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#2
Bitch threw up on my shoes!
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#3
When fapping furiously, and you haven't done so for a week or two, it's better to point away from your face, as I once learned the hard way.
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#5
She tasted like old rusty coins.
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#7
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When fapping furiously, and you haven't done so for a week or two, it's better to point away from your face, as I once learned the hard way.

yup
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#9
So my girlfriend and I were fooling around, things were getting hot, then all of a sudden she told me to use the searchbar!

It was obviously an awful night.
#11
Had to go rock climbing to cheer her up... she didn't approve of the paper bag.
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LOL ! muther fuker i was gonna say that LOL!
#12
Real post...

For awhile I was with this guy...we'll call him Gale...he was extremely gorgeous. And he was nice for the most part. We finally got around to having sex and I gave him the okay to go all the way and apparently he didn't know the meaning of the words "Dammit! Stop! That hurts" he had the damn nerve to hit me and just keep going -_-

Needless to say...we're not together anymore. Thank God.
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#13
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She tasted like old rusty coins.

Wait...Wat?
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#14
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So my girlfriend and I were fooling around, things were getting hot, then all of a sudden she told me to use the searchbar!

It was obviously an awful night.

I'm so tempted to sig that!

One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

...
#15
Real post... For awhile I was with this guy...we'll call him Gale...he was extremely gorgeous. And he was nice for the most part. We finally got around to having sex and I gave him the okay to go all the way and apparently he didn't know the meaning of the words "Dammit! Stop! That hurts" he had the damn nerve to hit me and just keep going -_- Needless to say...we're not together anymore. Thank God.



^ so you dont like being hit during sex?
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#18
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I'm so tempted to sig that!

One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

...

Haha go ahead.

And dude, that's gross. Did she just do it on purpose or did she kind of gag and spit on accident?
#19
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^ so you dont like being hit during sex?


Not when it's my first time and I ask him repeatedly to stop!
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#21
Quote by Spay
Real post...

For awhile I was with this guy...we'll call him Gale...he was extremely gorgeous. And he was nice for the most part. We finally got around to having sex and I gave him the okay to go all the way and apparently he didn't know the meaning of the words "Dammit! Stop! That hurts" he had the damn nerve to hit me and just keep going -_-

Needless to say...we're not together anymore. Thank God.


wait aren't you a guy?

plz tell me you just made this up
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#22
Quote by Just Andrew
When fapping furiously, and you haven't done so for a week or two, it's better to point away from your face, as I once learned the hard way.


ah you bastard I just spat lager everywhere from laughing so hard!
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#23
Quote by postmortem2006
I'm so tempted to sig that!

One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

...

that sucks... literally
#24
Quote by DjDreslay
wait aren't you a guy?

plz tell me you just made this up


o.o

What's wrong with me being bisexual?
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#26
I kept telling him no, that I wouldn't do it with him and well... lets say in the end he isn't with me at all because of it...
#27
Quote by Spay
o.o

What's wrong with me being bisexual?


nothing lol, just caught me off guard...

kinda disturbing reading that tho rofl
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#28
Quote by Spay
Real post...

For awhile I was with this guy...we'll call him Gale...he was extremely gorgeous. And he was nice for the most part. We finally got around to having sex and I gave him the okay to go all the way and apparently he didn't know the meaning of the words "Dammit! Stop! That hurts" he had the damn nerve to hit me and just keep going -_-

Needless to say...we're not together anymore. Thank God.

Oh, so by the look of your pics and that post are you, uh...."keeping all of your books in one submarine?" eh? "throwing the hat in the hamper?" Hm? "snapping the fish in a hedgeclipper?" eh? "gay?"
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#29
Quote by DjDreslay
wait aren't you a guy?

plz tell me you just made this up


uh oh, spaghettiohs.
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#30
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o.o

What's wrong with me being bisexual?


Gay is ghey, go away... mmm k?


I'm a good rhymer.
#31
Quote by Spay
o.o

What's wrong with me being bisexual?

apparently man sex makes him uncomfortable


and that really sucks taht your first time was crap
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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#32
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Wait...Wat?


You'll understand one day

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I have no idea what you're talking about <.<

Now, let's head down to the old pub instead!
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#33
Quote by wiggy1988
ah you bastard I just spat lager everywhere from laughing so hard!
Subconsciously, I always have my mouth just a little bit open, as well.


Yeah, it tastes salty.
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A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab
#34
Probably being blown. (So, yes, I have a trouser snake.)

In public.

In daylight.

By my ex-boyfriend (BOY being the main word, there).

And then being caught by 3 14 year old heterosexual girls (I'm a year older, I was 15 at the time) who I used to get the bus to school with with my **** in another lads mouth, my jeans round my ankles and me (unfortunately) about to blow a load. . It was my first time getting head so it was rather large as well....

It made for some very awkward bus rides, and they knew I was bi :/. Even worse because they'd spoken to my ex on the phone and wanted to meet him. Well, that was their first time meeting him. They didn't want to after that.

Moral: Hide better if you're gunna get a suck in public.
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#35
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Oh, so by the look of your pics and that post are you, uh...."keeping all of your books in one submarine?" eh? "throwing the hat in the hamper?" Hm? "snapping the fish in a hedgeclipper?" eh? "gay?"




You're half right.
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#36
Quote by Spay
o.o

What's wrong with me being bisexual?


not really surprised it hurt!
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#37
Quote by Spay
o.o

What's wrong with me being bisexual?



the fact that you told us how you got nailed in the ass
#39
i was giving this chick anal and when i pulled out the condom was covered in excrement. the same girl also (she was pretty heavy) was riding me and burst my foreskin. Not at the same time THAT would be disgusting.
#40
I'm honestly not ashamed of my sex life Sure, I really hate him for doing that to me, but that doesn't mean I'm ashamed of my orientation and preferences...

But he was really hot too...

If you saw him...you'd understand xD
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