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#1
thought I'd bring back the thread

to start, mine is "**** is bringing back the fucking fury"

any good ones you guys like?
#2
in your extended network (but trying to get out)

meh mines ok
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#3
Is masterbating...you didn't hear that.
,___,
[O.o]
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-"--"-

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[¬.¬]
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Quote by FishCream
Stop Performing Meathook Sodomy On Yourself
#4
___ is calling a hooker
___ is shaving his mangina
Staff Sergeant of The Megadeth Military
PM BlackicN to join

Archbishop of Zeppelinism
PM heartbreaker

Gear
Guitars
ESP LTD MH1000
Fender 50th Anniversary Strat
81 Gibson SG
Parker PM20
Amps
Fender Hotrod Deluxe
Roland Cube 60x
#6
Is in a rly pissed off mood cuz lik my mom woulnt tak me and my bffffff (luvz u) 2 see twilight! i wanna c edward again!11111 lol hahaha


Yeah that's a friends status. Mine is cleared and has been for a while. I can't think of anything witty.
#7
Quote by slaveofsatan
Is masterbating...you didn't hear that.

It might be more effective if you spelled it correctly.
#8
I always use "...can only be wielded by Sephiroth."

But that's mostly because I'm fucking kvlt.
life is beautifuuuuooooaaaaaal
#9
__ just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
"We were one among the fence"
Quote by diofan88
You have no idea how many mornings my dad has woken up to me in my underroos rocking out in the morning...on a mission...A MISSION TO ROOOOCCCCKKKKK!!!!!
#11
i still like
______ is nesting with a bevy of quail learning their ways

or ______ has gotten a hooker!!! =]
20 minutes later
______ has to bury a body... and has AIDS =[


EDIT: DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Call me Justyn

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#12
Few of my more recent ones:

John grooms himself frequently to keep his coat sleek and waterproof.
John is only native to Lake Xochimilco and Lake Chalco in central Mexico.
John gets in your window at night and comes at you like spider monkey.
John has retained top spot in the women's world rankings for Tiddlywinks.
John can be found in, and around, rivers, creeks, estuaries, coastal waters, mangroves and rice fields, often close to human activity.
John does not brake for unicorns.
#13
Quote by Alexander_BR
is nesting with a bevy of quail, learning their ways...


I used that one for like a week when the first thread was done.
Quote by C O B H C
If you want to get really technical about it..

1. Grab sticks.
2. Bang sticks on drums.


^how to play drums.


UG POKER
#14
_ is eating ur babies
Gear:
Gibson Flying V
Jackson RR3 w/ Zakk Wylde EMG's
'89 Marshall 8240 Combo Amp
Marshall MG10 CD
Boss MT-2
Dunlop Dime Crybaby From Hell
#17
Quote by The_Paranoia
Is in a rly pissed off mood cuz lik my mom woulnt tak me and my bffffff (luvz u) 2 see twilight! i wanna c edward again!11111 lol hahaha


Yeah that's a friends status. Mine is cleared and has been for a while. I can't think of anything witty.

I was reading this and I was like then I saw that it was real, and I was like
#18
__ is kicking ass and chewing bubblegum

That kid who had that is awesome.
Quote by redneckrebel
Wow...just wow




A clapstack? My life is complete.
#19
Quote by crackerpleaz
I was reading this and I was like then I saw that it was real, and I was like

It's ok. When I first got onto Facebook I was all then I saw the status and I was like then I saw the comments to the status and I was all
#20
Quote by Twist of fate
Mine:
Anthony sees a little sillohuetto of a man SCARAMOUCH SCARAMOUCH will he do the fandango? THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING HIM!


:steals this:
Quote by filthandfury
What if I accidentally wee in her?


When I arrive will God be waiting and pacing around his throne?
Will he feel a little Old Testament?
And will he celebrate with fire and brimstone
Yeah, I admit, I am afraid of the reckoning
#21
______ hates people talking about themselves in the third person.
If looks coud really kill,

then my profession would be staring.

#25
_____ is: in another castle, sorry Mario.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#26
Kat is what Willis was talkin' about.
Well whad'ya know, it's a female on UG. D:


Shine On, Cast A Shadow.


Quote by hugh20
i love me some fundie christian gayboys


Quote by sglover34479
<3 You = smart.


#27
Dave is eating chips and gravy....Kill me, I'm a f*cking Northerner!
Quote by GodofGuitar1991
you are a real guitarist when you are not ashamed about masturbating to musicians friend magazine.
#29
Quote by XmydyingheartX
Kat is what Willis was talkin' about.


lolll
#30
Mine is:

David got a handjob from his girlfriend under the table while at a restaurant. She used butter for lube.about an hour ago

Fractal Axe-Fx Ultra
EBMM JP7 Dargies Delight II
Manuel Rodriguez C Cedar Top
#32
_____ is thinking of thinking beyond the paradoxial 6th dimension and sense which separates existance from reality and the subconcious truth that doesn't exist yet.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#34
not witty, I just love the song?
___ it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
#35
"*** is pulling an all nighter." at 10:30 pm
"*** is finished and going to sleep." 20 minutes later.
#36
_________ has been offered candy by a shady man.
i say Of
you say A
i say Revolution
and you say jah



In loving memory of that damn game of poker





Private first class of the bass militia, PM Nutter_101 to join!
#37
___ Didn't see the pearly gates when death took him away
::type i'm here to stir the $h!t

#39
lumberjacks make good mentors
Quote by yo_peh
i love you!
have cookie

Quote by RocksAwakening5
^^^ So much win, omg.
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