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#1
My best friend's birthday is coming up VERY soon. Like in a week (she's a girl). What should I get her?

And considering I don't have a job it may be difficult affording something...but I can try.

Does the Pit have any ideas?

P.S.: She's just my friend, and I haven't nailed her and I don't plan on nailing her. So, inb4: dildo, vibrator and my penis.
#2
Rag and chloroform?

In all seriousness, maybe something simple like a starbucks gift-card if she likes coffee or a purse, etc.
#3
A friend who knows her well enough to buy her a gift without asking The Pit?
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#5
What the hell are you doing? Ninja don't have friends.

They exist only to kill.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#7
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A friend who knows her well enough to buy her a gift without asking The Pit?

This. Sorry but seriously.... you should know this.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#8
lunch?

edit: 91 dollars?
Last edited by Stingray5 at Nov 26, 2008,
#11
Quote by Garou1911
A friend who knows her well enough to buy her a gift without asking The Pit?

I know her extremely well. But a number of other factors come into play when considering this type of thing (i.e. me being broke as fuck, not as experienced with buying stuff for girls).

I just need suggestions to get the proverbial ball rolling.

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your no ninja i see you...

Or are you seeing only what I want you to see?
#13
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A friend who knows her well enough to buy her a gift without asking The Pit?

i'll go on this one too. the pit does not know her better than you

but i'm sure you'll find something nice
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#14
Why should buying presents for a girl be different to a guy? It's not as if girls don't have hobbies or interests.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#16
sorry for double post but...
get her a card and a dildo; if she doesn't like the card she can go **** her self
#17
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#18
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Box in a dick.


^That would not be fun for either of you...
#19
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Why should buying presents for a girl be different to a guy? It's not as if girls don't have hobbies or interests.

Because there are obvious differences between guys and girls. Surely one of my friends on the football team won't appreciate a giant teddy bear as much as a girl would, generally speaking.

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sorry for double post but...
get her a card and a dildo; if she doesn't like the card she can go **** her self

haha
#20
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My best friend's birthday is coming up VERY soon. Like in a week (she's a girl). What should I get her?

And considering I don't have a job it may be difficult affording something...but I can try.

Does the Pit have any ideas?

P.S.: She's just my friend, and I haven't nailed her and I don't plan on nailing her. So, inb4: dildo, vibrator and my penis.

ok
-so what kind of things does she like?
-how much can you spend?
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#21
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Because there are obvious differences between guys and girls. Surely one of my friends on the football team won't appreciate a giant teddy bear as much as a girl would, generally speaking.

Then duhhhh get her a giant teddy bear if you think she wants that.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#23
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Box in a dick.

either you messed that up or you have a square dong.

play her on your guitar, assuming you can play because you have a profile on UG.
put it on youtube or just play it for her. find some stupid chick song or some emo song or something like that.
chicks dig mushy songs and s*** like that.
#24
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Or are you seeing only what I want you to see?

No. You're not a ninja. At all.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#25
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Then duhhhh get her a giant teddy bear if you think she wants that.

Is it OK to mention the fact that I love you now, or should I hold that for later?

I've already decided I'll probably try to buy her the new Brittany Spears CD (I swear her musical taste isn't as bad as it seems).

But I want to get her something else, too...I can probably get up to $30.

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So, did you notice the fact that I raped you in the butt while you were typing that message?
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#26
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Is it OK to mention the fact that I love you now, or should I hold that for later?

I've already decided I'll probably try to buy her the new Brittany Spears CD (I swear her musical taste isn't as bad as it seems).

But I want to get her something else, too...I can probably get up to $30.

Then get her the cd and some form of oh-so-cute stuffed animal?

I don't know, she's not my friend
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#27
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Then get her the cd and some form of oh-so-cute stuffed animal?

I don't know, she's not my friend

Well...what kind of **** do girls like in general?
#28
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So, did you notice the fact that I raped you in the butt while you were typing that message?

Wow. You're a homosexual. Great.

And no - I didn't feel anything.

Wait...

Is it in now? I can't tell....
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#29
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Draw her a picture of a Platypus.

That.

Or a Dick-in-a-Box. Either is acceptable. Better get both to be safe, though.
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#30
Well, if you can knit...
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#31
Get her something nice. Get her a blown glass statue of a penguin =D
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#32
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Well...what kind of **** do girls like in general?

You can't generalise people based on anything. We're all individual humans. It's not a case of 'LOLZ ALL TEH GIRLZ LIEK PINK AND FLUFFY WIDDLE BAYBEH SEALS'.

If you're really unsure just ask her? Ask a mutual friend?
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#33
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Wow. You're a homosexual. Great.

And no - I didn't feel anything.

Wait...

Is it in now? I can't tell....

You sir, have been infected with gonosyphiliherpes and will die a slow, painful death...ninja style.
#34
..well, if you dont have any money to spend on a gift and she knows that, then make her something cheap with a nice little note inside of it.

On my birthday, one of my good friends hadn't gotten her paycheque from work yet, so she made me 18 little muffins and put them in an old shoe box covered in craft paper and duct tape, and wrote a thing on the inside of the lid.
it's like, my favourite present.


sentimental > expensive
#35
Get her a nice damned dinner and some flowers. If she's really a good friend, then save the money and make some sacrifeces to do something nice for her birthday.

Rocket Science... Really.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#37
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You can't generalise people based on anything. We're all individual humans. It's not a case of 'LOLZ ALL TEH GIRLZ LIEK PINK AND FLUFFY WIDDLE BAYBEH SEALS'.

If you're really unsure just ask her? Ask a mutual friend?

Actually I could just use simple reasoning...

If I had a list of stuff girls, in general, do and don't appreciate receiving, I could then just filter out gifts that wouldn't suit her based on what I know about her.
#38
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You can't generalise people based on anything. We're all individual humans. It's not a case of 'LOLZ ALL TEH GIRLZ LIEK PINK AND FLUFFY WIDDLE BAYBEH SEALS'.

If you're really unsure just ask her? Ask a mutual friend?


But you do.



Mmmm, seals.
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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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The toast has little red arrows growing from it. Nobody wants that.

SHUDDUP AND EAT YER TOAST
#39
Quote by Garou1911
A friend who knows her well enough to buy her a gift without asking The Pit?

some people are very hard to buy for though. Also, he may just be making this thread for the lulz. (I'm not saying it's funny, just putting it out there)
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#40
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You can't generalise people based on anything. We're all individual humans. It's not a case of 'LOLZ ALL TEH GIRLZ LIEK PINK AND FLUFFY WIDDLE BAYBEH SEALS'.

If you're really unsure just ask her? Ask a mutual friend?


Nobody would say no to a fluffy baby seal. Nobody.
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